I always get a kick out of reading this. Actually I can see my dad doing some of these, scary.

*DADDY'S [Guys take note.] TEN RULES OF DATING*

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her ( Read more... )