Mommy is Daddy coming back?
No Susie he's not
What did he mean your cooter smelled like tuna? What's a cooter? Are we having tuna fish for lunch?
Never you mind Susie, go out and play
What if someone asks about Daddy?
Tell them he went on a business trip
Should I mention your cooter?
GO TO YOUR ROOM!!


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don't forget to flush your cooter out ladies! don't use that harsh lysol, try listerine! it possesses great penetrating power too!! ooo i do declare! a dozen roses, chocolate, a bottle of listerine and some guy might get LUCKY, or the listerine might be better than him....hmmm.....


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yes ladies, scrub your floors with lysol and also stick it up your cooter!!


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