As you may or may not know, Paris Hilton annoys the living hell out of me and I despise her.  So I'm going to chortle at her misfortune now, and act like a bratty teenager.  So you may not want to read the following if you loathe this brat.

Paris was recently arrested for a DUI.  Her managers/publicist said that she was barely at the legal limit, ( Read more... )