Awesomest Spam Mail Ever!

[vinniebatman]

So my work email gets used when I file stuff, make travel plans for attorneys, all that stuff.  I also get confirmation emails from courts sometimes, so I get a ton of spam mail every day

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[velvetwhip]

I get so much cheesy Spam...

Tom Cruise is alive? That sucks!

Gabrielle

[vinniebatman]

Spam is the devil, and our filter is nuts.

It once blocked an email I sent to the receptionist about a package that should be picked up because it contained the word "package", but then it let through emails that contained the words "porno" and "penis."

Urgh.

Sometimes, technology hurts the very marrow of my bones.

~Alice~

[anxiety_junkie]

I think I'm not a very nice person.

OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. That made my day, honey, thank you. *g*

[_beetle_]

But the title I got today just made my day and gave me insane joy, at least until I opened it and saw that the title wasn't true.

The title?

"Tom Cruise Killed in Boating Accident."

I think I'm not a very nice person.

I will steal you from The Russian . . . and make you mine. . . .
::swears blood oath::

[vinniebatman]

...Okay then. Just so you know, I do prefer the mens.

But if I do ever go lesbian, I'll give you a ring.

*swears blood oath*