Awesomest Spam Mail Ever!
So my work email gets used when I file stuff, make travel plans for attorneys, all that stuff. I also get confirmation emails from courts sometimes, so I get a ton of spam mail every day.
First off, let me say something:
I DO NOT WANT TO ENLARGE MY PENIS!
Second, sometimes, I get strangely titled spam mails, intended to get past the filters and my intial mail check.
The more humorous titles have been:
"You look stupid efiling"
and
"I caught you naked efiling."
But the title I got today just made my day and gave me insane joy, at least until I opened it and saw that the title wasn't true.
The title?
"Tom Cruise Killed in Boating Accident."
I think I'm not a very nice person.