Overheard at the weekend

[vindolandia]

Overheard at the weekend, someone commenting about me that "she still looks pregnant", with loyal friend replying that "it's hard to shift the baby weight".  Bl**dy hell.  Am I that elephant-like?  Has it skipped my notice that my friends have been reinforcing their sofas and bringing out their emergency hurricane food supplies prior to my visits

Comments

[gaspodia]

Well you certainly don't look weighty to me! I reckon all you've put on are a few extra muscles, developed by weightlifting said child :)

Of course, the only way to prove this, is for M and gaspodex to carry out a controlled experiment whereby they turn you upside down to see if you are carrying any change - strictly for scientific research purposes of course :) If they are able to turn you upside down with their normal ease, there will be no need to make you eat carrots and lettuce :D

I suspect the "friend" was simply referring to your shapely chest, which a lot of women would pay good money to have!

[emmzzi]

clearly I am in no position to comment on carrying some extra poundage except god, it really doesn't matter until the bus tips up when you get on it or the bath sticks to your sides, and, what a bitch!!!

I have not noticed sofas or chairs creaking under your butt, and reccomend removal of 120 lbs of 'friend' asap.

[matildabj]

Are people really that rude?

*sporks*

[jane_somebody]

Bah to that! WHen I saw you at the Meetup, I particularly recall thinking how good you were looking - something for me to aspire to over the next few months!