Overheard at the weekend

[vindolandia]

Overheard at the weekend, someone commenting about me that "she still looks pregnant", with loyal friend replying that "it's hard to shift the baby weight".  Bl**dy hell.  Am I that elephant-like?  Has it skipped my notice that my friends have been reinforcing their sofas and bringing out their emergency hurricane food supplies prior to my visits?  Is not having a full length mirror at home not so much a poke in the eye to vanity as a blatant denial of reality?  When I play "Climb the Mummy Mountain" with Nugget, is he going to need oxygen?

*Sigh*.  Anyone got any old exercise vids they don't want anymore?