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vince_keller

I'm so awesome

Oct 04, 2010 21:13

Oh, hey. I have a fan. She's probably all impressed with my blockhead technique. Some ladies go for guys who stick nails up their noses, you know. Who needs a guy with big biceps and a boatload of cash and a shiny car when you can have a freak instead ( Read more... )

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cityside_sonata October 6 2010, 10:20:18 UTC

I can't imagine someone stalking me would be a good thing, actually. o.O

vince_keller October 6 2010, 10:24:52 UTC

But dude, famous people get stalkers. And if you're famous enough to get a stalker, then you're famous. It's that simple.

cityside_sonata October 6 2010, 10:30:43 UTC

But you'd still have someone watching you all the time, your every move. I find that a little odd.

But hey, if you want a stalker, go for it. XD

I'll just be taking a nap in the living room while you're basking in the glow of your stalker.

vince_keller October 6 2010, 10:35:08 UTC

I don't think she likes me anymore. I mean, she stopped replying. She's probably all stalking Donny Vomit now. They pretty much all stalk him eventually.

:< I'm sad. I'll drown my sorrows in Cheetos.

cityside_sonata October 6 2010, 10:46:10 UTC

I can't imagine anyone with a name like that being all that appealing. It's lacking a bit on the charming scale. But to each their own I guess.

Just looked up his picture online. Rather scary man.

Do you remember where you left the Cheetos? I do.
Under my blanket this morning. XD

vince_keller October 6 2010, 10:51:39 UTC

Hey, you have to agree, his stage name is pretty hard to forget. I need a stage name. What should mine be?

Oops. Hopefully I remembered to put the twist tie thing on them before I passed out. Stale Cheetos are like, one of the worst things ever.

cityside_sonata October 6 2010, 10:54:49 UTC

Hard to forget, yes, in spite of wanting to. XD
I thought you had to have a show first? I don't know how these things work, actually.
Nor do I understand the idea of stage names, it's hard to see you as anything but 'Vince'. But I may be biased.

No idea, they're under the edge of the bed somewhere now, I have a vague memory of pushing them over there when I rolled over and heard something crunch.

vince_keller October 6 2010, 10:59:38 UTC

I don't know if I'll ever get one. I need like, something really original. All the stuff I know how to do, people in the sideshow already do.

:< ...you crushed my Cheetos?

cityside_sonata October 6 2010, 11:18:31 UTC

Maybe you can use LED nails when you do the nail trick, people love bright and shiny these days?

Nah, well, maybe a little, but I didn't totally smash them up I don't think.

vince_keller October 6 2010, 11:22:26 UTC

Do they make LED nails? That'd be cool. But see, a couple of the other guys at the sideshow told me that whatever I do, I can't talk. Like, they said I didn't sound cool. Like I can't sound all theatrical or whatever. So whatever I do has to be silent.

Oh. Well good :>

cityside_sonata October 6 2010, 11:51:08 UTC

Silent? I can't see you as silent. I don't mean that in a bad way, just saying...doesn't seem like you.
And I'm sure they make LED everything now, without a doubt.

Otherwise, I don't know, you know these things better than I do, and you can do odd things I can't. I still worry you're going to sneeze and kill some brain cells with those nails one day.

We could go to the store and get more Cheetos?
And cookies. I always want sugar anymore. It's strange.

vince_keller October 7 2010, 21:21:14 UTC

Well, yeah. I mean, I like talking to people, but I dunno if I could be all... theatrical when I talk. Eh, in most of the acts at Coney Island, the freaks don't talk anyway; Donny narrates between the acts.

Sneezing would be bad. But don't worry, I've done it like, probably hundreds of times. You should only worry if I ever get drunk enough to attempt sword swallowing again. Yeah, you should probably stop me if I ever try that.

I want the spicy Cheetos this time, though :>

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