I'm so awesome

[vince_keller]

Oh, hey. I have a fan. She's probably all impressed with my blockhead technique. Some ladies go for guys who stick nails up their noses, you know. Who needs a guy with big biceps and a boatload of cash and a shiny car when you can have a freak instead?

I have fans, Kori. See, you don't even have fans. I mean, none that stalk you online anyway. Don't you wish you were me? :>