Also, come on. Fox Mulder? The fact that you even mention Scully coming and saving you shows that Scully would be a much better kidnapper. Please. And don't even get me started on the other, better choices of kidnappers from that show (Skinner, the Lone Gunmen--!!--, Doggett, even Krychek, who is pretty to look at). The only person who would be worse than Mulder would be getting kidnapped by Chris Carter, who would probably spend the whole time talking about how "hott" David Duchovny is, and you'd be wishing your head would explode.
Nice choices on everyone else though, especially Stephen Colbert, who would be the world's most KICK-ASS kidnapper.
It was almost the Lone Gunmen. But watch the beginning of The Truth Part 1, where Mulder breaks into the government facility. It would be so much fun! And TLG would probably do it, too, but they're all geeky and cute and wouldn't be as clean about it. It would be nerve-wracking 'cause Frohike's hanging from the ceiling, instead of nerve-wracking because we're running from the agents in charge. Scully, however, would be awesome to break into government facilities. BUT she wouldn't be up for chasing UFOs afterwards. Mulder would.
But let's think about that logic. Scully wouldn't be up for chasing UFOs, but Mulder would. And Scully IS up for saving Mulder's ass and would therefore have to follow him. I mean come on Kate. Any fool could figure that out.
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Also, come on. Fox Mulder? The fact that you even mention Scully coming and saving you shows that Scully would be a much better kidnapper. Please. And don't even get me started on the other, better choices of kidnappers from that show (Skinner, the Lone Gunmen--!!--, Doggett, even Krychek, who is pretty to look at). The only person who would be worse than Mulder would be getting kidnapped by Chris Carter, who would probably spend the whole time talking about how "hott" David Duchovny is, and you'd be wishing your head would explode.
Nice choices on everyone else though, especially Stephen Colbert, who would be the world's most KICK-ASS kidnapper.
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I have my reasons!
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I want to spend it WITH Mulder GETTING chased around!
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