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5 People (Real or Fictional) You'd Like To Be Kidnapped By (For Very Important Reasons That Only You Can Solve) And Go on A Wild Car Ride Through The Desert
Causing Mischief With, And Even Though It Might Be Scary For The First 18 Minutes, It All Turns Out OK And A Fun Time Is Had By All.
1. Jack Bristow. Oh, DAMN, y'all. Just DAMN. Think about how crazy that would be! The crazy mischief would be all top-secret CIA business and he would completely HATE ME at first, but eventually he would get used to me, and would grow to love me and we would do spy things together and it would rock. And eventually he would give into my constant flirtations and we would have really hot sex.
I'm sorry, was that too far? You all knew it was coming.
2. Veronica Mars. SO MUCH FUN. We would cause fun mischief and she would have the best stories ever and we would have adventures.
3. Fox Mulder. OK, he's a total asshole. And he would ditch me, like, every five minutes. And then I would have to go save his ass. But think of the government buildings we would break into! And the crazy paranormal phenomena we would hunt down! It would be a blast! PLUS! We would eventually BOTH get into trouble, and Scully would come and save us. After we broke into a top-secret government facility or got trapped by some liver-eating mutant! SO AWESOME!
4. Stephen Colbert. He would be so much fun! Think about road-tripping with Stephen Colbert. Are you imagining him laughing? 'Cause we would be laughing constantly. And then just being like, "OK, we're gonna go to Canada! Even though it's three days out of our way! Woo!!!" Stephen Colbert and I would ROCK that road trip.
5. Tori Amos. This would be a completely different road trip from any of them. Because Tori would be like, "We're going into the desert to find ourselves." And we'd go to the most beautiful places and enjoy the majesty of nature, or to not-so-beautiful places and appreciate the beauty of not-beautiful things. I would like, meet my spirit guide and come back all enlightened. Or possibly I would spend the whole time going, "Death is my gift" and Tori would eventually either slap me or just laaaaaugh and we'd go to some crazy middle-of-the-desert party. I would party with Tori Amos.
OK, let's talk about how AWESOME ANY OF THESE ROAD TRIPS WOULD BE. SO AWESOME. BEST MEME EVER.
inkdot
5 People (Real or Fictional) You'd Like To Be Kidnapped By (For Very Important Reasons That Only You Can Solve) And Go on A Wild Car Ride Through The Desert
Causing Mischief With, And Even Though It Might Be Scary For The First 18 Minutes, It All Turns Out OK And A Fun Time Is Had By All.
1. Jack Bristow. Oh, DAMN, y'all. Just DAMN. Think about how crazy that would be! The crazy mischief would be all top-secret CIA business and he would completely HATE ME at first, but eventually he would get used to me, and would grow to love me and we would do spy things together and it would rock. And eventually he would give into my constant flirtations and we would have really hot sex.
I'm sorry, was that too far? You all knew it was coming.
2. Veronica Mars. SO MUCH FUN. We would cause fun mischief and she would have the best stories ever and we would have adventures.
3. Fox Mulder. OK, he's a total asshole. And he would ditch me, like, every five minutes. And then I would have to go save his ass. But think of the government buildings we would break into! And the crazy paranormal phenomena we would hunt down! It would be a blast! PLUS! We would eventually BOTH get into trouble, and Scully would come and save us. After we broke into a top-secret government facility or got trapped by some liver-eating mutant! SO AWESOME!
4. Stephen Colbert. He would be so much fun! Think about road-tripping with Stephen Colbert. Are you imagining him laughing? 'Cause we would be laughing constantly. And then just being like, "OK, we're gonna go to Canada! Even though it's three days out of our way! Woo!!!" Stephen Colbert and I would ROCK that road trip.
5. Tori Amos. This would be a completely different road trip from any of them. Because Tori would be like, "We're going into the desert to find ourselves." And we'd go to the most beautiful places and enjoy the majesty of nature, or to not-so-beautiful places and appreciate the beauty of not-beautiful things. I would like, meet my spirit guide and come back all enlightened. Or possibly I would spend the whole time going, "Death is my gift" and Tori would eventually either slap me or just laaaaaugh and we'd go to some crazy middle-of-the-desert party. I would party with Tori Amos.
OK, let's talk about how AWESOME ANY OF THESE ROAD TRIPS WOULD BE. SO AWESOME. BEST MEME EVER.