Allie is the Awesomest Person Ever
ETA: You know who rocks? linusglasses. No, seriously, she's so cool. Sometimes, I'm very sad? And I hate the world. And then I think, "This world is the world in which Allie exists" and it's all better. Because Allie = better than everyone else in the entire world, nay, the entire universe, nay the entire universe in the history of time, ever.
Jesus, Schmesus, Allie's here!
My body cord = found. My teammates (who pick up loose body cords they find in our area at a tournament, which is very smart) = awesome. I know my saying this shocks you, as I normally use my livejournal to talk shit about fencers. Still, found body cord! Yay! Saves me 12 bucks.
Also I heart pitas. Not like...with something. Just pitas. They are delicious and I've had two today. And when I say that I mean "I bought them half an hour ago and had two in the space of like 20 minutes because I'm crazy and they are awesome." Ahem.
Also, note to self: Never watch "The Gift" when your hormones have been screwing with you all week. Not. Fun. I get upset enough at TV shows, I don't need to be crying my eyes out 15 minutes before practice because Spike told Buffy she makes him feel like a man. I HATED the whole "Spike Loves Buffy" storyline (up until the endish of the seventh season when she stopped treating him like dirt), but I was totally holding back tears. And then? The end? Completely. Gone. Cried and cried. But, also? I had forgotten how BADASS the Buffy/Glory fight is. Buffy is pretty amazing in that episode, I have to say. Even though she's all "I have to save Dawn" and Dawn was fucking annoying. Shut up, Dawn.
And everyone says I'm messed up when I say this, but that part where Giles kills Ben? The whole "She's a hero, she's not like us" "Us?" and then he suffocates him? I think it's so hot. Hey, I said I was messed up. Giles on his own is my biggest crush ever, but Giles when he's fighting and/or evil? So hot.
Ahem.
Anyway! In nonsensical rambling, I was looking at the side of one of the minifridges, at the magnets, and I noticed that there're the pretty magnets Meg got for Jackie and Nich, and the Make Trade Fair magnet, and then there's....my primary care doc's contact information magnet. And I just shook my head at my weirdness, and then thought "No, look, someone put a credit card offer magnet up there! I'm not the only weird one!" and then I realized that was me, too.
In HILARIOUS NEWS, I went to Chuck Norris Facts (google it) today, and Nich and I were sending them back and forth and listening to each other laughing hysterically. I then sent my personal favorite to Berdine:
Me: Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
B: Yeah, who can't?
Hahahahahahahahaha I love everyone. Except when I suck at life and hate everyone. What can I say, I'm fickle.
Jesus, Schmesus, Allie's here!
My body cord = found. My teammates (who pick up loose body cords they find in our area at a tournament, which is very smart) = awesome. I know my saying this shocks you, as I normally use my livejournal to talk shit about fencers. Still, found body cord! Yay! Saves me 12 bucks.
Also I heart pitas. Not like...with something. Just pitas. They are delicious and I've had two today. And when I say that I mean "I bought them half an hour ago and had two in the space of like 20 minutes because I'm crazy and they are awesome." Ahem.
Also, note to self: Never watch "The Gift" when your hormones have been screwing with you all week. Not. Fun. I get upset enough at TV shows, I don't need to be crying my eyes out 15 minutes before practice because Spike told Buffy she makes him feel like a man. I HATED the whole "Spike Loves Buffy" storyline (up until the endish of the seventh season when she stopped treating him like dirt), but I was totally holding back tears. And then? The end? Completely. Gone. Cried and cried. But, also? I had forgotten how BADASS the Buffy/Glory fight is. Buffy is pretty amazing in that episode, I have to say. Even though she's all "I have to save Dawn" and Dawn was fucking annoying. Shut up, Dawn.
And everyone says I'm messed up when I say this, but that part where Giles kills Ben? The whole "She's a hero, she's not like us" "Us?" and then he suffocates him? I think it's so hot. Hey, I said I was messed up. Giles on his own is my biggest crush ever, but Giles when he's fighting and/or evil? So hot.
Ahem.
Anyway! In nonsensical rambling, I was looking at the side of one of the minifridges, at the magnets, and I noticed that there're the pretty magnets Meg got for Jackie and Nich, and the Make Trade Fair magnet, and then there's....my primary care doc's contact information magnet. And I just shook my head at my weirdness, and then thought "No, look, someone put a credit card offer magnet up there! I'm not the only weird one!" and then I realized that was me, too.
In HILARIOUS NEWS, I went to Chuck Norris Facts (google it) today, and Nich and I were sending them back and forth and listening to each other laughing hysterically. I then sent my personal favorite to Berdine:
Me: Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
B: Yeah, who can't?
Hahahahahahahahaha I love everyone. Except when I suck at life and hate everyone. What can I say, I'm fickle.