Let me get banned for life for posting this... it would show LJ has no sense of humour!
Ficlet: Snape crackfic #1 (currently untitled)
Persons mentioned: Snape, Harry, Ron, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Lupin, and Sirius.
Wanrings: Figure sex.
One refrence: you'll get it if you've seen Spaceballs.
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Professor Snape...who knew? )