Grow the fuck up. Do you really think that getting sloppy drunk every night makes you cool? Or makes you more of a college student (since your grades sure don't)? Ugh ( Read more... )

I feel so small sometimes in this big old place...
Don't forget to remember me...

Oh wait...its too late.

Why do I even fucking try? Why do I do this to myself ( Read more... )

Is it bad that when I see a witty commercial I wonder if the stupid people will get it? I doubt the intelligence of the general population so much that whether or not they have the ability to understand commercials is a toss-up.

So today in class I realized that I had been talking about how amazingly cool calculus is for like five minutes. But that wasn't the weird part. The weird part was that not a single person thought I was odd for going on a rant about the amazing theory behind, as well as applications of, calculus. No one thought anything strange of it, and most of ( Read more... )

OMG Let's go get drunk and then drive and brag about getting tickets and getting sent to detox and then do it again the next day. And OMG we are so insecure with ourselves that we think that drinking so much that we black out every day is KEWL!

I desperately wish that I didn't have a heart.

23 Reasons to Smoke Marijuana

I need someone to talk to. The only people I talk to annoy me too much.

Maybe I need to stop being annoyed so easily.

But I am really starting to despise being annoyed all the time.

Maybe I just need to move on.

Such a good song, and though it is about a mermaid it is so real.

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has ev'rything?Look at this trove ( Read more... )