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vigilante_wake

"And now the triumphant return of a great American!"

May 24, 2007 00:45

This took place just a few minutes ago:

Mom: CAROLINE!

Me: (bewildered) What?

Mom: It smells like dope in here!

Me: I don't have any ( Read more... )

animals, dreams, real life, mysterious smells, cartoons

Comments 13

sinspired May 24 2007, 22:04:08 UTC

I don't know why I never get embarrassed in dreams like that. I can only remember once, streaking across a room to the other side where it was safe to be naked... Most of the time I'm like, yeah, so what? I'm not wearing clothes. I can't be the only one, and I've got stuff to do.

Maybe that's what the idiot who designed Star Sapphire's latest costume was thinking...

vigilante_wake May 25 2007, 06:30:12 UTC

Most of the time I'm like, yeah, so what? I'm not wearing clothes. I can't be the only one, and I've got stuff to do.

That's awesome! It seems like I'm never entirely naked in my dreams, I'm just missing my pants. The dream centers around me trying to find a way to hide my pants-lessness.

Maybe that's what the idiot who designed Star Sapphire's latest costume was thinking...

Of course! Star Sapphire is only having one of those dreams where she's mostly naked! It all makes sense now : )

sinspired May 26 2007, 00:29:32 UTC

Well, I guess that give Star Sapphire something in common with the men who draw her...

missing_scooter May 25 2007, 02:47:41 UTC

I've had zombie dreams like 3 times in a row this week... it's crazy... and like, two of them were totally not scary and were actually really boring in a good way... but the third one made me wake up and i refused to go back to sleep.

i'm not sure why i'm telling you this.

uh... you can wear no pants at my place any time you want! when are you coming to visit? i know i ask this constantly, but i miss you. and bring carly, i miss her too. she abandoned me and it makes me sad :0( <----see?

vigilante_wake May 25 2007, 06:27:02 UTC

I've had zombie dreams like 3 times in a row this week... it's crazy... and like, two of them were totally not scary and were actually really boring in a good way... but the third one made me wake up and i refused to go back to sleep.

I'm sorry you had such a scary dream! Mine vary in scariness as well. I had one where I became a zombie anthropologist...

i'm not sure why i'm telling you this.

Hey, I don't mind : )

when are you coming to visit? i know i ask this constantly, but i miss you. and bring carly, i miss her too. she abandoned me and it makes me sad

Not the sad face! Let's see...Carly will be back in Chillicothe in a week. I have to go to school all summer (boo!) to make up for the quarter I took off, so I don't know if I can come to see you : ( I will look at my calender and determine a likely date!

I miss you very much!

wispywillow May 25 2007, 03:56:51 UTC

Perhaps I'll pull a CSI and see if I can find any joint-butts in the yard tomorrow.
heheh, if you find any roaches, save them for me! ^_~

"Look, at least you have pants."
|laughs| There's a way to get someone to stop bitching ^_^

On my way out of the building, I heard a rustling noise. I looked over and a big, fat raccoon popped out of the trash can!
There's at least 2 or 3 of them that visit the campus every night ^_^ They have a nightly buffet raiding the trash cans every night.

By the way, I'm highly amused that you have a tag called "mysterious smells" XD

vigilante_wake May 25 2007, 06:21:31 UTC

There's a way to get someone to stop bitching ^_^

The best part was actually his "Dude, that sucks!" comment. It was very casual, as if I had told him that I lost 20 bucks instead of that I had no pants in the middle of a zombie invasion.

By the way, I'm highly amused that you have a tag called "mysterious smells"

I've given up on tagging my posts for actual journal-searching purposes. They're just there for amusement.

jij May 25 2007, 07:44:54 UTC

Kappy Mikey is one of the funniest titles for a TV show I've heard in ages. I must look it up!

I've been having Superman and Batman-based dreams lately, but haven't been able to remember them when I wake up, darn it.

jij May 25 2007, 07:45:34 UTC

Kappa Mikey, even...since Kappy Mikey would lose the joke entirely...*facepalm*

vigilante_wake May 25 2007, 21:12:11 UTC

I've been having Superman and Batman-based dreams lately, but haven't been able to remember them when I wake up, darn it.

It's really awesome that you have Superman and Batman dreams! I know I have it the past, but it's been a while... Unfortunately, I don't think I've ever had one where they were both there. I do remember one where I was the new Catwoman and had to team-up with Batman.

Too bad you can't remember! Your subconscious could come up with an awesome fic idea!

jij May 26 2007, 06:29:42 UTC

I do remember one where I was the new Catwoman and had to team-up with Batman.

Oooh, that is awesome. :)

My most embarrassing and true semi-dream...I came out of some dream one night and was totally convinced that I was Batman and Dan was Superman and we were snuggling in bed...*blushes*

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vigilante_wake May 27 2007, 18:27:09 UTC

You...are on some serious crack.

I have a crack-based diet.

Are you sure you weren't the source of the smell your mom was looking for?

I swear I wasn't! I might smoke pot if someone at a party is passing it around, but I've never bought any for myself and I would never smoke it around my mom if I did!