Oct 16, 2011 23:02
Ollivander: Tourists who have signed up to be an Original Character are required to pay a visit to this peculiar Potterian at some point in the course of their tour. Adults who are trying to keep their identities a secret should not be alarmed when he sees through their heretofore-impenetrable disguise. Ollivander is the soul of discretion and will not reveal your guilty past or name to anyone. Just make sure you have not been so unwise as to visit his shop with someone being deceived by you.
If you are a student he will help reveal your future remarkableness by providing you with an unusual wand, then by making maddeningly oblique references to what it means to be matched with said unusual wand, and finally by making equally mad and vague references to your parents. He will make a particular point of doing the latter if you have been unfortunate enough to have never met them or if you are ignorant of their identities. If his remarks seem to have no bearing on the people you call mother and father, be advised: You are probably the child of some uncomfortably interesting person. See Voldemort, James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, danger, death, guilt, and exile.
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