it's so hard being a kidnapper

[vie_est_un_art]

As much as Deidara would love to leave Tsuande down in his basement to starve to death, he can't. So after leaving her down there for a few days without an yfood or water, and only going down there to keep her drugged, Deidara is finally ready to pay his guest a visit with food.

After making sure Hana is asleep Deidara sneaks down to the basement

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[109jugs]

*yayyy stupid gag is off :'D*
LET ME GO YOU---

*wait what is that bottle is it....
IT IS!
SAKE!!!*
...

*okay, she'll be quiet for now.
She's really hungry.*

[vie_est_un_art]

Good choice,un . . .Now so that you may eat I'm willing to undo the binds on your wrists, but I would like to point out that you have a very special clay bomb around your neck,un. I have it set so that if you leave the basement, it goes off. And if anyone tries to take it off, it'll go off,un. I'm the only one who knows how to remove it safetly, so if you want to keep your head, don't try to escape,un

-sets the bottle and plate down as he reaches over to untie Tsuande's bindings around her wrist leaving her hands free-

[109jugs]

*rubs at her wrists as the binds are undone, then goes to feel at the contraption on her neck.... which is the only thing stopping her from throwing a punch at the kid.*

What the hell am I doing here?

*makes a grab for the sake bottle*

[vie_est_un_art]

-is rather proud of his work. It took hours for him to create that bomb-

Your here because your a bitch,un . . . Call yourself lucky no one wanted you dead

-doesn't bother to warn Tsuande that the sake is drugged. Within half and hour she should be knocked out again-

[3flyingfus]

*is calling Dei's cell*

[vie_est_un_art]

-hears his cell ringing and picks up- Hey?

[3flyingfus]

Oi Deidara- listen we might need to relocate the old hag, have you talked to Sasori or Kakuzu lately?

[vie_est_un_art]

No I haven't. Where and when?

[vie_est_un_art]

-your darling hubby who would never do anything illegal is downstairs in the basement with the door locked . . . and a kidnapped Tsuande-

[vie_est_un_art]

-hears a noise from upstairs and curses under his breath. Looks at Tsuande and then looks at his watch. The drug should be kicking in anytime soon. Goes up stairs and locks the door behind him- Hana what are you dong up,un?

[tobi_goodboy]

*phones Deidara*

...is she still alive? Just wondering.

[vie_est_un_art]

-picks up- yeah, drugged her food so she should be knocked out by now again,un

I got a call that we should move her,un -is leaving out names on purpose-

[tobi_goodboy]

Mmm.. Move her to where? Anywhere in mind?

[vie_est_un_art]

I have no idea. I'm waiting for them to come over so we can talk about it in person,un.

I heard that moing her from placeto place will make it harder to find her, or atleasthats the theory,un