This made me laugh.. maybe because I'm going absolutely crazy today ( Read more... )

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions." he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name ( Read more... )

8 Words with 2 Meanings1. THINGY (thing-ee) n ( Read more... )

Rajpat (father): "I want you to marry a girl of my choice ( Read more... )

sunday night gopal stay over. (he normally has school tuesday-thursday) we were getting ready for bed and he said he had a joke. he told me when he asks me that i have to say "i don't know." here it goes ( Read more... )