I hate these, but I thought this one was clever.
I hate memes. [Jan. 19th, 2006|10:14 pm]
qliphoth
Go to the music player of your choice (in my case, winamp, because iTunes takes more memory than learning all the states and capitals) and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers.
Comment: I tried it one with iTunes, because I can't play M4As with Winamp... but my answers sucked, and I forgot to say them out loud. Here goes.
How does the world see me?
Song: Lord of This World
Artist: Black Sabbath
Comments: Fucking right.
Will I have a Happy Life?
Song: AFI
Artist: This Time Imperfect
Comments: Screw you and your Molly Shannon, AFI.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Death
Artist: Lack of Comprehension
Comments: I'd kick Chuck Shuldiner's ass if he didn't die of cancer.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Black Sabbath
Artist: Fairies Wear Boots
Comments: *blank stare*
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Killswitch Engage
Artist: Self Revolution
Comments: That's kind of a cool answer.
What should I do with my life?
Song: The Hammer
Artist: Motorhead
Comments: "The Hammer's gonna smash your dreams." Man, this is sad.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Angelfuck
Artist: The Misfits
Comments: So... God's pissed?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Lady Madonna
Artist: The Beatles
Comments: HAHAHA. Prostitution.
Will I ever have children?
Song: She's Leaving Home
Artist: The Beatles
Comments: So... Yes, and she'll run away? Well... GOOD! I didn't want you anyway!
Will I die happy?
Song: Ghost of the Navigator
Artist: Iron Maiden
Comments: The Odyssey?
qliphoth
Go to the music player of your choice (in my case, winamp, because iTunes takes more memory than learning all the states and capitals) and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers.
Comment: I tried it one with iTunes, because I can't play M4As with Winamp... but my answers sucked, and I forgot to say them out loud. Here goes.
How does the world see me?
Song: Lord of This World
Artist: Black Sabbath
Comments: Fucking right.
Will I have a Happy Life?
Song: AFI
Artist: This Time Imperfect
Comments: Screw you and your Molly Shannon, AFI.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Death
Artist: Lack of Comprehension
Comments: I'd kick Chuck Shuldiner's ass if he didn't die of cancer.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Black Sabbath
Artist: Fairies Wear Boots
Comments: *blank stare*
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Killswitch Engage
Artist: Self Revolution
Comments: That's kind of a cool answer.
What should I do with my life?
Song: The Hammer
Artist: Motorhead
Comments: "The Hammer's gonna smash your dreams." Man, this is sad.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Angelfuck
Artist: The Misfits
Comments: So... God's pissed?
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Lady Madonna
Artist: The Beatles
Comments: HAHAHA. Prostitution.
Will I ever have children?
Song: She's Leaving Home
Artist: The Beatles
Comments: So... Yes, and she'll run away? Well... GOOD! I didn't want you anyway!
Will I die happy?
Song: Ghost of the Navigator
Artist: Iron Maiden
Comments: The Odyssey?