it's a conspiracy
I may not be the most healthy person in the world. But really, I can't be the sickest person living! I've been sick for 30 days and still counting. It's like a roller coaster ride when it comes to my health. I'll get sick then when I thought I'm all better, I'll get worse. It's a conspiracy I tell ya. I have a few theories of what's going inside my body.
Theory #1: meet the staff
"Hi, my name is Antibody A & I'm a professional procrastinator."
"Hi, my name is Antibody B & I'm a professional slacker."
"Hi, my name is Antibody C & I'm not active."
Theory #2: Under Attack
over the PA system: RED ALERT! ALERT! WE ARE BEING INVADED BY FOREIGN SUBSTANCES! ANTIBODIES, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!
(seduction music in the background)Antibody #1 to virus: "How U doin?"
over the PA system: RED ALERT! ALERT! I SAY, 'DO NOT DO NOT GIVE IN'..... aahhhhh
Theory #3: payback is a bee-yaaaatch
Dear Vickster,
It was nice working with you for the past twenty-something odd years but we decided that it's time for us to say our good-byes. You have been generous for giving us our daily food and water. However, we feel as though you have taken us for granted. You have used and abused us like all the babies in your life. Lack of sleep, overload of stress and over-consumption of alcohol are some of the reasons why we find it hard for us to support you. Please don't take it personal.
Good Luck & Stay Healthy!
Your Immune System
Theory #1: meet the staff
"Hi, my name is Antibody A & I'm a professional procrastinator."
"Hi, my name is Antibody B & I'm a professional slacker."
"Hi, my name is Antibody C & I'm not active."
Theory #2: Under Attack
over the PA system: RED ALERT! ALERT! WE ARE BEING INVADED BY FOREIGN SUBSTANCES! ANTIBODIES, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!
(seduction music in the background)Antibody #1 to virus: "How U doin?"
over the PA system: RED ALERT! ALERT! I SAY, 'DO NOT DO NOT GIVE IN'..... aahhhhh
Theory #3: payback is a bee-yaaaatch
Dear Vickster,
It was nice working with you for the past twenty-something odd years but we decided that it's time for us to say our good-byes. You have been generous for giving us our daily food and water. However, we feel as though you have taken us for granted. You have used and abused us like all the babies in your life. Lack of sleep, overload of stress and over-consumption of alcohol are some of the reasons why we find it hard for us to support you. Please don't take it personal.
Good Luck & Stay Healthy!
Your Immune System