in the nick of time...
or maybe NOT.
WARNING: Do not proceed if you're about to eat or just ate. The following entry may not be too appetizing.
Half asleep, I walked into the bathroom for my usual AM rinse. Before hitting the shower, I stopped by the stall because I find it very nasty to pee while you're cleaning yourself. I stopped short as for I noticed crap all over the floor. And when I say crap, I'm not talking about your untouched toilet paper after a drunken night of partying..I'm talking about straight up biological crap. I take it that someone didn't make it in time. People are just GROSS sometimes! How can you not hold it for another step??? Now I know how much I take living at home for granted. And I wonder why this dorm is very well known for its un-tasty smell reputation.
I'm still traumatized. You won't be seeing me wearing brown for quite some time...
This also brings up a funny prank we pulled on our suitemates when I was a senior in college. There were 6 girls in our suite, including yours truly. Some of us like it clean, while others like it not so clean. And we hate picking up after other people's messes..and some of us finally got feed up. I'm telling you this is THE "The Real World" in the making. Drama day in and day out. So one day, Mimi and I thought it would be funny to make a "mess" in the bathroom. At the break of dawn while everyone's still sleeping, we poured mountain dew in the toilet and threw toilet paper all over the place. Then we added the final touch right next to the toilet. You got it.. a mean looking piece of fake-me-out crap. So we gently placed it there, tucked nicely under a piece of toilet paper. We went to bed. As sunrise, we heard a scream and then some. "Fuck! I fuckin had it. People are fuckin dirty but this is too much. I'm getting the fuck outta here." And one of our more sensitive suitemate almost passed out. We had a good laugh! Those were the good old times.
WARNING: Do not proceed if you're about to eat or just ate. The following entry may not be too appetizing.
Half asleep, I walked into the bathroom for my usual AM rinse. Before hitting the shower, I stopped by the stall because I find it very nasty to pee while you're cleaning yourself. I stopped short as for I noticed crap all over the floor. And when I say crap, I'm not talking about your untouched toilet paper after a drunken night of partying..I'm talking about straight up biological crap. I take it that someone didn't make it in time. People are just GROSS sometimes! How can you not hold it for another step??? Now I know how much I take living at home for granted. And I wonder why this dorm is very well known for its un-tasty smell reputation.
I'm still traumatized. You won't be seeing me wearing brown for quite some time...
This also brings up a funny prank we pulled on our suitemates when I was a senior in college. There were 6 girls in our suite, including yours truly. Some of us like it clean, while others like it not so clean. And we hate picking up after other people's messes..and some of us finally got feed up. I'm telling you this is THE "The Real World" in the making. Drama day in and day out. So one day, Mimi and I thought it would be funny to make a "mess" in the bathroom. At the break of dawn while everyone's still sleeping, we poured mountain dew in the toilet and threw toilet paper all over the place. Then we added the final touch right next to the toilet. You got it.. a mean looking piece of fake-me-out crap. So we gently placed it there, tucked nicely under a piece of toilet paper. We went to bed. As sunrise, we heard a scream and then some. "Fuck! I fuckin had it. People are fuckin dirty but this is too much. I'm getting the fuck outta here." And one of our more sensitive suitemate almost passed out. We had a good laugh! Those were the good old times.