I'm telling you, tv and newspapers imitate my life.

[victoria5]

Yeah, I know, confirmation bias and all, but the same day that I'm throwing my dog a quinceañera, they're doing a special article on quinceañeras in our newspaper. How weird is that? I meant the article not the idea of throwing a birthday party for a dog. He might not be Hispanic or female, but he's going to be 15 and he's sassy.

Ok, I just wanted some enchiladas and a cake.