Holocaust in Hell
That bitch Summers got me sent to this damnable place, just cuz I was havin a little fun at her precious cafe. Now I'm in Hell...been here for about 5 hours and I'm not even botherin to hide the bodies.
Got a lock on a way out shortly after gettin here, just a matter o' gettin there. Anyone that's even read a little bit o' greek mythology knows Hercules busts in and outta the underworld like teenaged brats do the mall. Anything that godly fuck can do, I can do better.
Only problem is that Hell ain't exactly deserted.
First wave hit me quick, probably figurin me to be an easy mark for not being prepared for the place. Fuck that! I been tossed into an active volcano before, this place's a lot cooler than that. Tore into those demonic fucks straight off, caught 'em off guard with the directness but they got over it quick. Stopped carin about thier own and started hackin every which way with what weapons they had. Not that it made no never mind to me; my bones are laced with adamantium and they ain't likely goin have anything that can bust that.
Skin's another thing. After they were all dead, I was bleedin heavily. No problem there, healin factor was already patchin me up fast. Then I had waves upon waves o' these little flyin pirahna things tearin me up, takin whole chunks outta me and rippin out my eyes.
Pain was intense but I like it that way. Used my other senses and took the time to track down every single one of the little bastards, tearin them to shreds and feastin on their remains. Figured fair's fair, they ate me first. Kept climbin from there.
Had me about 3 more battalions with all sorts o' weapons, a couple dragons, and flyin monkies...think; eyes take longer to heal. Fightin togs were in shreds but I was healed up nice by the time I made it back to the surface. Got my eyes back at the last stretch, just in time to appreciate the moon above and the ground sealin up behind me.
Racked with pain, tore up bad but healin, back on planet Earth. Took me about 35 hours but it paid off....got m'self some focus now.
Bitch Summers is gonna pay!
Got a lock on a way out shortly after gettin here, just a matter o' gettin there. Anyone that's even read a little bit o' greek mythology knows Hercules busts in and outta the underworld like teenaged brats do the mall. Anything that godly fuck can do, I can do better.
Only problem is that Hell ain't exactly deserted.
First wave hit me quick, probably figurin me to be an easy mark for not being prepared for the place. Fuck that! I been tossed into an active volcano before, this place's a lot cooler than that. Tore into those demonic fucks straight off, caught 'em off guard with the directness but they got over it quick. Stopped carin about thier own and started hackin every which way with what weapons they had. Not that it made no never mind to me; my bones are laced with adamantium and they ain't likely goin have anything that can bust that.
Skin's another thing. After they were all dead, I was bleedin heavily. No problem there, healin factor was already patchin me up fast. Then I had waves upon waves o' these little flyin pirahna things tearin me up, takin whole chunks outta me and rippin out my eyes.
Pain was intense but I like it that way. Used my other senses and took the time to track down every single one of the little bastards, tearin them to shreds and feastin on their remains. Figured fair's fair, they ate me first. Kept climbin from there.
Had me about 3 more battalions with all sorts o' weapons, a couple dragons, and flyin monkies...think; eyes take longer to heal. Fightin togs were in shreds but I was healed up nice by the time I made it back to the surface. Got my eyes back at the last stretch, just in time to appreciate the moon above and the ground sealin up behind me.
Racked with pain, tore up bad but healin, back on planet Earth. Took me about 35 hours but it paid off....got m'self some focus now.
Bitch Summers is gonna pay!