Hobbits are good eating!
Heard about the
lunatic_cafe through the grapevine and went to check it out. Met up with one hobbit inside, shrimpy lady name o'
pure_rose, who struck me as particularly edible. Got blocked by one o' the other patrons just when I was about to get me a taste of her...so I left.
On the way out, ran into this equally tiny guy and butchered him on the spot. Didn't quite catch the name....Bobo...Bixby....know it started with a "B".
Anyway, hobbits are definitely the way to go...might be a bit better cooked but raw works pretty well...