010. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Here's the deal. I give you candy left over from Halloween. You shut it and leave. Everyone wins.

It is never lupus. Yes. Bingo. Rightio. Got it. You win. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Comments

[precto]

At least autoimmune diseases are easy to diagnose?

[vicodincrutch]

I question your authority to say that.

[precto]

So, after your team left you (I don't count Aussie because he's a faggot), who you gonna hire?

[vicodincrutch]

It's a seeeeecreeeet.

...How the hell did you know that?

[precto]

Because I solo'd three whole damn seasons of your show a month ago.

[vicodincrutch]

You're going Truman Show on me. I'm not sure I like it. How long has this been going on?

[precto]

I said three seasons and going on a fourth. Do the math yourself, Doctor.

[vicodincrutch]

That depends. Daytime? Prime time? Show time? Summer series? You call yourself a TV watcher, Mr. Peabody, you tell me.

[precto]

Watch TV? Screw that. I downloaded it all.

[vicodincrutch]

It's the American way.

[precto]

Fuck yeah.

[vicodincrutch]

Why am I living a television series?

[precto]

Because you're that awesome.

[vicodincrutch]

Great answer but that's not what I'm looking for.

Who's the brains behind the operation?

[precto]

NBC? ABC? CBS? FOX? One of those, I think.

[vicodincrutch]

This has gone to a national level? And I would have spiffied up in the morning if I knew. Shucks.