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[vicodincrutch]

Holidays are crap. You want to know why? Because they inflate you with unrealistic expectations of what a day should be. I expected to be in a turkey induced stupor, not moving more than necessary to complete my Jabba the Hutt impression. Instead, I'm eating not as heartily, walking just as infrequently and doubling my dosage because I was without

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[worksmart]

Could always kidnap a woman and keep her in your basement.

[Private]

He went into full hemolytic crisis this morning. Whatever this is has boxed his kidneys but good. I've got him on hemodiafiltration, which is keeping him going for now.

[vicodincrutch]

Now you're toying with my emotions.

[Private]

Why the kidneys.

[worksmart]

Just helping your Jabba impression.

[Private]

It's consistent with the way his symptoms are mimicking Hemolytic Anaemia. Which he doesn't have. If it remains consistent, this might actually get him out of the deep water.

[vicodincrutch]

Do you think he'd listen to "Goodbye Horses" too?

[Private]

It wants you to believe it's only Hemolytic Anaemia. Don't buy it.

[worksmart]

I think it's in the deleted scenes.

[Private]

Yeah, I should treat with Methotrexate just in case it's secretly Scleroderma. I'm doing what'll keep him alive.

[vicodincrutch]

Tell the truth, would you rather be part of the Rebellion or the Republic?

[Private]

That'd be too convenient. So we've got bleeding, kidney boxery, marrow squareity....