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[vicodincrutch]

Holidays are crap. You want to know why? Because they inflate you with unrealistic expectations of what a day should be. I expected to be in a turkey induced stupor, not moving more than necessary to complete my Jabba the Hutt impression. Instead, I'm eating not as heartily, walking just as infrequently and doubling my dosage because I was without

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[adamantined]

How bad is - Why split hairs? I'm pretty sure this entire month has generally just kind of blown.

[vicodincrutch]

Tis the season, they say.

[adamantined]

When they said it, I don't think they meant it so sarcastically.

[vicodincrutch]

Again that falls back to my point, that there are unrealistic expectations applied to let people down.

[adamantined]

What, like Boba Fett?

[vicodincrutch]

Like Boba Fett. You are correct.

[adamantined]

How many gold stars do I get for that?

[vicodincrutch]

Three. You're welcome. Now I can cross you off of my Christmas list too.

[adamantined]

I didn't think I was on it to begin with. How upset would you be if I regifted that pen/lighter in return?

[vicodincrutch]

Upset if it were a lighter.

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[adamantined]

Think of all that you can do with a lighter.

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[adamantined]

Can I ask you something sort of personal? I know it's shocking, but. Well I want to know. There's no putting it nicely or anything.

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[vicodincrutch]

Are you advocating pyromania?

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[vicodincrutch]

You can ask. I reserve my right to answer unless issued a subpoena.

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[adamantined]

As long as it doesn't turn into arson.

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[adamantined]

The whole vicodin thing. Were you more upset about not having it because you just couldn't have it or were you more upset about not having it because of pain?