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Holidays are crap. You want to know why? Because they inflate you with unrealistic expectations of what a day should be. I expected to be in a turkey induced stupor, not moving more than necessary to complete my Jabba the Hutt impression. Instead, I'm eating not as heartily, walking just as infrequently and doubling my dosage because I was without

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audio; i....nearly expected to be rick rolled

[vicodincrutch]

Even bah humbug is festive because it is seasonal.

audio; DX fffff

[vicodincrutch]

The season? Yes, yes it is.

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[vicodincrutch]

If keeping realistic expectations is depressing you should never leave your bubble or take off those glasses.

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[vicodincrutch]

Go ahead. They'll permanently distort your natural vision.

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[vicodincrutch]

Sure they will, until it fails both you and them with unmet expectations.

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[vicodincrutch]

That's not what I said. If you're the adventurous sport, have no expectations at all that way you're always surprised.

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Expectations of what then? Sunshine? Rainbows?

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You're kidding right?