054. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Oh. This is sanitary.

I suggest any consumption of food be done through a straw. Those prophetic milkshakes are no where to be found. Unless you want to step out all goopy. Go for the smoothy. I only say this because you wouldn't want to digest what you're wearing unless you're exempt from HIV and AIDS or what them. Or you're a vampire, that

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She doesn't realize this is a job application.

[doujin_dork]

Ah, actually I think the blood is supposed to represent other people's . . . Do you think it would really make people sick?

1. Name. Hiyori Tamura.
2. Age. 16.
3. Brief self description. Uh, well, I have brown hair, purple eyes, I wear glasses, and I'm pretty small . . .
4. Someone collapses, what do you do? W-well, I'd probably see who else was around to help and then maybe call the hospital . . .
5. How often do you read? Usually every day.
6. What do you read when you choose to read? Manga. Uh, fiction.
7. Is there a history of illness in your family? What? I don't think so.
8. Does the medical field interest you? I don't know, I think it's pretty cool.
9. Are you a midget? . . . I'mnotthatshort.
10. Are you Irish? Uh, no.
11. Describe how well you debate. Uhh. Average, I guess?
12. Are you currently employed? By whom? Well, I have a stand in the City square.
13. Do you know how to use a stethoscope? I've never used one, but I could probably figure it out.
14. Do you know how to open a bottle of motrin? Yeah.
15. You're stranded at a bus stop in the rain in the middle of nowhere with your best friend and a sick, old woman who needs to get to a hospital. A car pulls up and it is being driven by the love of your life. The car only has one free seat. What do you do? Well, I'd probably give the sick woman the seat. My friend would understand, and I don't even know who the love of my life is.
16. Do you ever lie? Uh, w-well, doesn't everybody sometimes?
17. Describe a great achievement of yours. Well, like I said, I just set up a stand of mine in the square. That's pretty cool, I think.

Neither will most people. That's the idea. ;D

[vicodincrutch]

Uh huh. So you're self employed and likely chasing the dream and living it up.

Ooh. Clever House. Trix can be for you.

[doujin_dork]

Uh, well, I wouldn't call it living it up.

Why are you looking for Irish midgets?

Now and then. Dun stroke his ego. >>;;

[vicodincrutch]

Living on ramen is more like it. Right?

No. Just bored and picking brains.

Better that then stroking something else.

[doujin_dork]

Well, Mister Namikaze had a ramen stand when he was here . . . But I can actually cook.

Oh. Okay.

[vicodincrutch]

Food service and drawing. How do you make a living, really?

[doujin_dork]

Well, I'm not eighteen yet so the City doesn't require payment for a lot of things.

[vicodincrutch]

That's because child labor is still illegal.

[doujin_dork]

Mm.

So, what do you to earn money in the City?