054. Diagnosis
Oh. This is sanitary.
I suggest any consumption of food be done through a straw. Those prophetic milkshakes are no where to be found. Unless you want to step out all goopy. Go for the smoothy. I only say this because you wouldn't want to digest what you're wearing unless you're exempt from HIV and AIDS or what them. Or you're a vampire, that requires licking people. Not all of them are attractive. I wouldn't lick someone ugly if they were covered in barbecue sauce. Claire Danes, Carmen Electra, Gwen Stefani...sure, easy. I can't think of a scenario that they would be covered in barbecue sauce and in my general vicinity. Oh but if they were...
While we're all down and grimey, who wants to fill out a survey?
1. Name.
2. Age.
3. Brief self description.
4. Someone collapses, what do you do?
5. How often do you read?
6. What do you read when you choose to read?
7. Is there a history of illness in your family? What?
8. Does the medical field interest you?
9. Are you a midget?
10. Are you Irish?
11. Describe how well you argue debate.
12. Are you currently employed? By whom?
13. Do you know how to use a stethoscope?
14. Do you know how to open a bottle of motrin?
15. You're stranded at a bus stop in the rain in the middle of nowhere with your best friend and a sick, old woman who needs to get to a hospital. A car pulls up and it is being driven by the love of your life. The car only has one free seat. What do you do?
16. Do you ever lie?
17. Describe a great achievement of yours.
I suggest any consumption of food be done through a straw. Those prophetic milkshakes are no where to be found. Unless you want to step out all goopy. Go for the smoothy. I only say this because you wouldn't want to digest what you're wearing unless you're exempt from HIV and AIDS or what them. Or you're a vampire, that requires licking people. Not all of them are attractive. I wouldn't lick someone ugly if they were covered in barbecue sauce. Claire Danes, Carmen Electra, Gwen Stefani...sure, easy. I can't think of a scenario that they would be covered in barbecue sauce and in my general vicinity. Oh but if they were...
While we're all down and grimey, who wants to fill out a survey?
1. Name.
2. Age.
3. Brief self description.
4. Someone collapses, what do you do?
5. How often do you read?
6. What do you read when you choose to read?
7. Is there a history of illness in your family? What?
8. Does the medical field interest you?
9. Are you a midget?
10. Are you Irish?
11. Describe how well you argue debate.
12. Are you currently employed? By whom?
13. Do you know how to use a stethoscope?
14. Do you know how to open a bottle of motrin?
15. You're stranded at a bus stop in the rain in the middle of nowhere with your best friend and a sick, old woman who needs to get to a hospital. A car pulls up and it is being driven by the love of your life. The car only has one free seat. What do you do?
16. Do you ever lie?
17. Describe a great achievement of yours.