054. Diagnosis
Oh. This is sanitary.
I suggest any consumption of food be done through a straw. Those prophetic milkshakes are no where to be found. Unless you want to step out all goopy. Go for the smoothy. I only say this because you wouldn't want to digest what you're wearing unless you're exempt from HIV and AIDS or what them. Or you're a vampire, that ( Read more... )
I suggest any consumption of food be done through a straw. Those prophetic milkshakes are no where to be found. Unless you want to step out all goopy. Go for the smoothy. I only say this because you wouldn't want to digest what you're wearing unless you're exempt from HIV and AIDS or what them. Or you're a vampire, that ( Read more... )
2. Age. - 27
3. Brief self description. - I'm pretty much perfect
4. Someone collapses, what do you do? - Check their breathing first
5. How often do you read? - Sometimes
6. What do you read when you choose to read? - Maxim
7. Is there a history of illness in your family? What? - Heart attack
8. Does the medical field interest you? - Of course it does
9. Are you a midget? - No
10. Are you Irish? - No
11. Describe how well you debate. - I make my points succinctly
12. Are you currently employed? By whom? - Yes, an orderly at the hospital
13. Do you know how to use a stethoscope? - Yeah
14. Do you know how to open a bottle of motrin? - When I'm sober
15. You're stranded at a bus stop in the rain in the middle of nowhere with your best friend and a sick, old woman who needs to get to a hospital. A car pulls up and it is being driven by the love of your life. The car only has one free seat. What do you do? - Take it. My best friend can handle the sick old biddy better than me anyway
16. Do you ever lie? - Of course not!
17. Describe a great achievement of yours. - I once built a house of cards nine stories tall. That was pretty badass
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Were you ever called Upchuck in school?
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How do you like being an orderly?
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