TV, Oh, How You Torture Me...
- Anderson Cooper, I've always loved you, but I love you even more for calling out the people holding up the new season of Mad Men.
- History Channel, why have you become the Apocalypse Channel? Should the world not end 12-21-12 what will you play?
- HBO, why did you not make more Deadwood? I just got through watching Deadwood for the first time and I want more. Though, unfortunately, you made 'cocksucker' show up in my daily vocabulary for the first time. That may have been a tad overused by every character on the show.
- FX, why can I not find online the awesome Justified Season 2 trailer I saw on TV the other night where Raylan explains the whole "Han Shot First" controversy to some guy he's about to shoot in a bar? I want to watch it over and over. And while I'm at it, you'd better not screw up Justified because it really is one of my absolutely favorite shows and I love every single character to pieces.
-BBC, why have you not shot more Downton Abbey already? I want more. Now!