Dear Shaun's mom, who I want to call "Brenda", but I know your name is really "Barbara",
Thank you for the book, The Remarkable Lives of 100 Women Artist. I
am sure it will come in handy as I write my master's thesis on Women's
Performance Art History from 1880-1920 (or the lack of history about
the subject). It is people like you that make my art fag-ness so great,
and I promise to dedicate my thesis to you. When you open the thesis to
the dedication page, you will see:
This thesis is dedicated to Shaun's mom, who name is not Brenda.
Sincerely,
the library girl