Sep 25, 2006 11:43
I'm still laughing as I'm typing this. The funniest thing just happened.
I was outside, wiping my car windows and windshields with Windex... cleaning the car... etc... and this girl in a red ford focus drove by...
As she got closer to me... she slowed down, I guess to get a good look [hahaha] and so I looked at her [all sweaty and nasty cuz it's 11:30 and it's hot out] and I gave her this "well, hello" smile.
I guess she freaked out 'cuz I caught her checking me out, so she stepped on the gas.... while her eyes were still locked with mine.
She then looked forward, only to see this car's rear-end.... quickly getting closer to the front of her car!
LMAO! She almost rear-ended someone 'cuz she was checking me out. Hahaha.
She immediately slammed on her brake.
Ohh man, that's gotta be the loudest tire-screeching sound I've ever heard.
Here's the best part, though.
She looked back at me with this "ooops!" look, and started laughing. The guy in front of her made a turn, and she took off.
I just kinda stood there thinking, "Damn, I could have caused an accident.
Next time, I'll remember to put my shirt on. ;)