One of my absolute favourite jokes:

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh.

:D Whee! It always ends with me going "Fsssshhhhhhhh" to myself for an extended period of time. Makes me so happy!

This post brought to you by Harm desperately planning a final activity for the advanced 11th graders.So, do you have a favourite corny joke ( Read more... )

I've recently learned to just ignore the Spam folder on my email account. I used to go in and delete everything frequently, but back in February or so I gave myself the challenge of ignoring it building up, and let gmail clear it out for me (after 30 days ( Read more... )

Hi LJ! I've been so boring this past month that I haven't even bothered to post about it. Read lots of books, did a tiny bit of packing, etc. I'm on GoodReads now, with lots of books! My username is, surprisingly enough, Harmony. I'd love to stalk see other peoples' bookshelves. (Have now added a link to my profile, as I am a ditz ( Read more... )

I know, I have posted a lot this week already (and it's only Tuesday!) but I have things to do! And say! So. Here I am again ( Read more... )

Talking with my girls last night, we realized I hadn't done a random music post in a while. So, here be some silly music! I was making a birthday cd, so I was on the hunt anyway. And since I have no need for sleep or anything (omg so tired), I'm starting this at midnight. Brilliance ( Read more... )

I was searching for fic on the weekend, and noticed how tame the AUs are in Smallville compared to a fandom like SGA. The Atlantis team is forever being coerced by aliens to have sex, or being turned into animals by Ancient devices, right? Smallville has its equivalent in Kryptonite, kind of, but the fic doesn't seem to get as weird ( Read more... )

So far today is an excellent day. Because today? I have awesome hair. :D

Yes, that's all.

And how is your day?

So. I was out buying groceries today in my local giant mega store, and happened through their makeup section, and they just *happened* to have things in discount bins. Like lip gloss. So now! I have 15 little lip glosses! Who wants one? :D Even if you're not dying, let me send you lip gloss! Will go to the first 15 people (and if there are less ( Read more... )

Sun opens its eyes
Tall trees sit quietly on
A purple hillside

What? Your hills are not
Purple? Fine. The talented
Hippo was giggly.

As the devious
Girl sat on the purple hill -
No, not a green hill.

Girl thought about shy
Hippo while on the hill of
Unknown colouring.

Giggly hippo then
Came to said hill and sat down
With smart and fun girl ( Read more... )

No, seriously. LJ and TV and fandom? Totally make my work more interesting. Tonight the debit system was down in basically the entire city for 3 hours, and while some people were grouchy as hell about it (No, I really *can't* go fix it for you. Sorry.), others were sympathetic and funny and awesome. But that has nothing to do with fandom. That's ( Read more... )