I was just posting some older stuff at AO3 and noticed that many of them never made it up here!

Title: Plastic Dino Migration
Rating: PG
Words: 307
Summary: Five times Wash's dinos were abducted, with varying results.

( Everyone wants a piece of Wash. Or at least of his dinosaurs. )

Title: So Your Pilot Is a Vampire
Rating: PG-13
Words: 750
Characters: Wash, Mal, River
Summary: Mal's always thought Wash looked pale enough to be allergic to sunlight, but this is ridiculous.

( There's no better place for a vampire than the black. )