Wee bit awkward.
So I was in the toilet this morning and I realised after about 3 minutes that there wasn't a roll of toilet paper left. See, I normally replace them when they run out but my brothers on the other hand just totally ignore it and run off elsewhere. This of course resulted in a somewhat odd scenario to any outsider:
Hung: "DAAAAADDDD I NEED TOILET PAPERRRRRRR"
Bro: "DAAAAAD HUNG NEEDS TOILET PAPERRRRRR"
Dad: "Get it yourself!"
Bro: "OH MY GOD HUNG YOU'RE SO ANNOYING"
Now the end result would be my brother leaving the toilet paper in the living room (because obviously, the new in is for toilets to be next to the sofa) and me continuously shouting and singing in the echoing bathroom until someone throws a toilet paper roll at the door, telling me to shut my hole.
A thought then came to me. How do people in public toilets get out of this one? I mean ... you're sitting there and there's no toilet paper left, and it's a busy toilet with people walking around everywhere. Do you knock on the cubicle wall and ask the person next-door to hand you a roll? Or do you slip on your pants and waddle around with soiled pants? I'd rather not the latter, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
Another thing is, say you're walking along Central Station tunnel and someone in the opposite direction continuously waves in your direction. Of course, you don't know who the hell they are, and in order not to look like a douchebag, you wave back. Heat of the moment doesn't favour common sense, as the smarter thing to do would've been to turn around and check if there was anyone behind you. I'm probably the slowest person you'll ever meet (aside from Arruni, aye Neha?) so I'll wave back like a maniac then get hit by a 'wtf-bruh' look.
I've lost count how many times I've waved at or smiled at someone who wasn't even communicating with me in the first place. The odd thing is, it ALWAYS happens between Central and UTS. I mean, dude what the heck's with that? Makes it even harder cos I walk around without my glasses on, so everyone who waves looks like someone you might know.
As luck would have it, when it's someone I actually know waving at me, I'll walk past and ignore it thinking 'HAH, you won't get me this time!'. I swear, the world's like, out to get me and prove me wrong. So either way I'll look like a tard! Ahhh, not so good.
Oh and also when you're out with 5 people, and there are 6 'things' on a plate. So everyone takes one, and then there's 1 thing left and all 6 are staring at it thinking "damn man, I want that chicken leg .. but how do I take this without looking like a greedy pig? How the heck do you split a chicken leg 6-way anyway?"
So then, this usually happens:
Person 1: "So .. who wants this chicken leg? X?"
X: "Nah, I'm good" (even though he/she is slobbering)
Person 1: "Y? Want the chicken leg?"
Y: "Nah man, I couldn't eat another bite. You have it"
Person 1: "Nah you can have it"
Note: All 3 people want this chicken leg, and when the bill comes, the chicken leg sits there untouched.
I think I might be getting a new phone soon as well. Hopefully it wont cost too much! Don't wanna make parents freak out over a phone bill haha. Touch screens are a nono.
Going back to reality: I'll be meeting a cousin at the end of the year! She's coming over here for the 3rd time. She's actually 38 now but because her Dad's younger than mine, I'm her superior, teehee. She's an awesome awesone person. Can't say the same about her husband and kid, though - but that's another blog entry altogether. She actually said to my parents that if she wasn't married, she would've come over here to live with us, cos she loves our family that much. I can see why, though. Dad took care of her until she was like in her 20s, so they pretty much see eachother as father&daughter. Her dad's a drunk and a pretty much silly person who winded up in gaol. I'll be going to the airport then! Promise I'll make about 2000 photos. You know how much I love planes :D.
Jya,
Hung.
P.S. Is there some weird .. airplane-ticket-sale or something? Honestly at work yesterday I saw at least 30 planes during the day flying across the sky. Not at the same time, of course! Thing is I always stare at the sky when I daydream, but yesterday was the first time I saw a plane every single time I looked up. Unless there's something going on I'm unaware about ...
Hung: "DAAAAADDDD I NEED TOILET PAPERRRRRRR"
Bro: "DAAAAAD HUNG NEEDS TOILET PAPERRRRRR"
Dad: "Get it yourself!"
Bro: "OH MY GOD HUNG YOU'RE SO ANNOYING"
Now the end result would be my brother leaving the toilet paper in the living room (because obviously, the new in is for toilets to be next to the sofa) and me continuously shouting and singing in the echoing bathroom until someone throws a toilet paper roll at the door, telling me to shut my hole.
A thought then came to me. How do people in public toilets get out of this one? I mean ... you're sitting there and there's no toilet paper left, and it's a busy toilet with people walking around everywhere. Do you knock on the cubicle wall and ask the person next-door to hand you a roll? Or do you slip on your pants and waddle around with soiled pants? I'd rather not the latter, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
Another thing is, say you're walking along Central Station tunnel and someone in the opposite direction continuously waves in your direction. Of course, you don't know who the hell they are, and in order not to look like a douchebag, you wave back. Heat of the moment doesn't favour common sense, as the smarter thing to do would've been to turn around and check if there was anyone behind you. I'm probably the slowest person you'll ever meet (aside from Arruni, aye Neha?) so I'll wave back like a maniac then get hit by a 'wtf-bruh' look.
I've lost count how many times I've waved at or smiled at someone who wasn't even communicating with me in the first place. The odd thing is, it ALWAYS happens between Central and UTS. I mean, dude what the heck's with that? Makes it even harder cos I walk around without my glasses on, so everyone who waves looks like someone you might know.
As luck would have it, when it's someone I actually know waving at me, I'll walk past and ignore it thinking 'HAH, you won't get me this time!'. I swear, the world's like, out to get me and prove me wrong. So either way I'll look like a tard! Ahhh, not so good.
Oh and also when you're out with 5 people, and there are 6 'things' on a plate. So everyone takes one, and then there's 1 thing left and all 6 are staring at it thinking "damn man, I want that chicken leg .. but how do I take this without looking like a greedy pig? How the heck do you split a chicken leg 6-way anyway?"
So then, this usually happens:
Person 1: "So .. who wants this chicken leg? X?"
X: "Nah, I'm good" (even though he/she is slobbering)
Person 1: "Y? Want the chicken leg?"
Y: "Nah man, I couldn't eat another bite. You have it"
Person 1: "Nah you can have it"
Note: All 3 people want this chicken leg, and when the bill comes, the chicken leg sits there untouched.
I think I might be getting a new phone soon as well. Hopefully it wont cost too much! Don't wanna make parents freak out over a phone bill haha. Touch screens are a nono.
Going back to reality: I'll be meeting a cousin at the end of the year! She's coming over here for the 3rd time. She's actually 38 now but because her Dad's younger than mine, I'm her superior, teehee. She's an awesome awesone person. Can't say the same about her husband and kid, though - but that's another blog entry altogether. She actually said to my parents that if she wasn't married, she would've come over here to live with us, cos she loves our family that much. I can see why, though. Dad took care of her until she was like in her 20s, so they pretty much see eachother as father&daughter. Her dad's a drunk and a pretty much silly person who winded up in gaol. I'll be going to the airport then! Promise I'll make about 2000 photos. You know how much I love planes :D.
Jya,
Hung.
P.S. Is there some weird .. airplane-ticket-sale or something? Honestly at work yesterday I saw at least 30 planes during the day flying across the sky. Not at the same time, of course! Thing is I always stare at the sky when I daydream, but yesterday was the first time I saw a plane every single time I looked up. Unless there's something going on I'm unaware about ...