Accidental Date?

[vexedvagabond]

I may have inadvertently agreed to a date.   A friend/coworker of Dave's asked if I wanted to see Scott Pilgrim.  My natural answer was "yesyesyes."  He remarked that he had a ticket for a premiere or, more likely, a pre-screening and that I was welcome to be his plus-one.

This is not, in itself, problematic.  But his constant remarks to Dave

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[mrfortune]

Someone's parents clearly bought her the Raging, Semi-Libertarian Feminist Barbie when she was a child (and possibly the Malibu Voting Booth playset with the optional Bra Firepit).

Peace,
Matt

[vexedvagabond]

Don't be ridiculous. Mattel and the whole toy industry is sexist, which is why they're don't make that toy.
My parents bought me regular barbies. And then my friend and I used a hammer to pound parts of her body into more reasonable proportions, chopped her hair, drew all over her body, put paperclips through her body like piercings, and set her afloat on her barbie raft in her friend's pool in hopes that she'd get struck by lightning.