Quarantine w/Crackers
The house has been sick this week. I'm still too sick to be sitting in front of the computer, but I had to get this Vivi-ism down before I go die on the sofa again.
Vivian: I'm going to do what I used to do with crackers: eat them with my mouth open, so the dogs can eat the crumbs that fall out.
Mom: That's disgusting!
Vivian: The dogs eat rotten food, they roll in cow shit. They wouldn't mind if they ate some spitty crackers.
Vivian: I'm going to do what I used to do with crackers: eat them with my mouth open, so the dogs can eat the crumbs that fall out.
Mom: That's disgusting!
Vivian: The dogs eat rotten food, they roll in cow shit. They wouldn't mind if they ate some spitty crackers.