Happy birthday to Glenn Close! <3
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[music| 1901 - Phoenix]
Wow, I'm actually updating ON someone's birthday, rather than a few days after. That's right, bitches, it's Glenn Close's birthday, and while I wouldn't necessarily go as far as to refer to her as one of my "lovers", I respect the shit out of her as an actress. She's freaking AMAZING. Plus, I think it's great that she generally plays scary women on TV, but in person (like on talk shows and shit), she's hilarious and fun. And Patty Hewes owns me. She's such a badass. I love how she immediately establishes dominance over anyone she meets. It's fucking sexy. But I also love how she SO is in love with Ellen and she misses the shit out of her, and she hired that new bitch to make Ellen jealous (and it SO worked) and...GAH, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEIR LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP. Seriously. Guys have porn. I have Damages. That's all there is to it. So basically...I wouldn't refer to Glenn Close as one of my "lovers" even though I do love her...but I would definitely refer to Patty Hewes as one of my "lovers"...because RAWR, ya know? Bwahahahaha, it's complicated XD;
Oh, and speaking of complicated, I'd like to take a few minutes to talk about Anna Kendrick. I've never seen her in anything, but I've seen her on, like, red carpet shit and stuff...I don't even know, I don't even remember where I first saw her, but anyway, I think she's freaking gorgeous...but I want to punch her in the face. (Or at least I did). I have no idea why. There's just something about her...I can't figure out what it is, but it's there (or it was). So every time I see her (or every time I saw her...I'm making this even more complicated than it is), I'm like, "GOD DAMN, SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT......WHY DO I WANNA PUNCH HER SO BAD?! I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY, BUT I REALLY REALLY WANNA HIT YOU". So I decided I'm going to do research and figure out if I can figure out what it is that bothers me about her. It's going to be an ongoing project (it ended today). Like, I plan(ned) on eventually watching Up In The Air, which is a movie I want to see anyways...and I'm watching an Anna Kendrick group on LJ now. And the other day at work, I was on break, and I was reading People magazine and there was a picture in there of Anna Kendrick AND SIGOURNEY WEAVERRRR <3 And Anna's face was like 8D Seriously, her eyes were all big and her mouth was open in a huge grin. IT WAS ADORABLE. And I was like OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH LESS NOW. Cuz that's exactly what my face would look like if I ever got to meet Sigourney Weaver XD So anyways, then I remembered that the best way for me to figure out if I love or hate a celeb, is to watch them on Craig Ferguson. Because Craig reminds me a lot myself (Amanda used to always say that Craig is a guy version of me XD) and if someone gets along with Craig, and gets his sense of humor, they'd probably get along with me too. So I youtubed Anna on Craig today. I'm pretty sure it was her first time being on Craig...and I LIKED her. Not once did she look at Craig like he's an idiot, or say anything mean to him. Plus, she seems really sweet and friendly and down-to-earth and even funny. I was so happy. I don't know why I ever had a problem with her. I'M SORRY, ANNA, ILY DX So now I REALLY wanna see Up In The Air. I still however, have no desire to see Twilight...even though both her AND Kristen Stewart are in it...and that Ashley Greene chick is hot too. I mean, I'm sure I'll eventually break down and rent it...but I don't WANT to. So I may be crazy...but at least I don't like Twilight.
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[music| 1901 - Phoenix]
Wow, I'm actually updating ON someone's birthday, rather than a few days after. That's right, bitches, it's Glenn Close's birthday, and while I wouldn't necessarily go as far as to refer to her as one of my "lovers", I respect the shit out of her as an actress. She's freaking AMAZING. Plus, I think it's great that she generally plays scary women on TV, but in person (like on talk shows and shit), she's hilarious and fun. And Patty Hewes owns me. She's such a badass. I love how she immediately establishes dominance over anyone she meets. It's fucking sexy. But I also love how she SO is in love with Ellen and she misses the shit out of her, and she hired that new bitch to make Ellen jealous (and it SO worked) and...GAH, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEIR LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP. Seriously. Guys have porn. I have Damages. That's all there is to it. So basically...I wouldn't refer to Glenn Close as one of my "lovers" even though I do love her...but I would definitely refer to Patty Hewes as one of my "lovers"...because RAWR, ya know? Bwahahahaha, it's complicated XD;
Oh, and speaking of complicated, I'd like to take a few minutes to talk about Anna Kendrick. I've never seen her in anything, but I've seen her on, like, red carpet shit and stuff...I don't even know, I don't even remember where I first saw her, but anyway, I think she's freaking gorgeous...but I want to punch her in the face. (Or at least I did). I have no idea why. There's just something about her...I can't figure out what it is, but it's there (or it was). So every time I see her (or every time I saw her...I'm making this even more complicated than it is), I'm like, "GOD DAMN, SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT......WHY DO I WANNA PUNCH HER SO BAD?! I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY, BUT I REALLY REALLY WANNA HIT YOU". So I decided I'm going to do research and figure out if I can figure out what it is that bothers me about her. It's going to be an ongoing project (it ended today). Like, I plan(ned) on eventually watching Up In The Air, which is a movie I want to see anyways...and I'm watching an Anna Kendrick group on LJ now. And the other day at work, I was on break, and I was reading People magazine and there was a picture in there of Anna Kendrick AND SIGOURNEY WEAVERRRR <3 And Anna's face was like 8D Seriously, her eyes were all big and her mouth was open in a huge grin. IT WAS ADORABLE. And I was like OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH LESS NOW. Cuz that's exactly what my face would look like if I ever got to meet Sigourney Weaver XD So anyways, then I remembered that the best way for me to figure out if I love or hate a celeb, is to watch them on Craig Ferguson. Because Craig reminds me a lot myself (Amanda used to always say that Craig is a guy version of me XD) and if someone gets along with Craig, and gets his sense of humor, they'd probably get along with me too. So I youtubed Anna on Craig today. I'm pretty sure it was her first time being on Craig...and I LIKED her. Not once did she look at Craig like he's an idiot, or say anything mean to him. Plus, she seems really sweet and friendly and down-to-earth and even funny. I was so happy. I don't know why I ever had a problem with her. I'M SORRY, ANNA, ILY DX So now I REALLY wanna see Up In The Air. I still however, have no desire to see Twilight...even though both her AND Kristen Stewart are in it...and that Ashley Greene chick is hot too. I mean, I'm sure I'll eventually break down and rent it...but I don't WANT to. So I may be crazy...but at least I don't like Twilight.