The updates are lacking..but life goes on

Mar 22, 2004 21:05

Okk..so its been an extremely long time since I updated..and people are starting to complain..haha literally. Soo..I guess a lot has happened..in the month or so I haven't updated..but I'm not about to get into all of it (because I don't have the hours to write about it..and you don't have the hours to read about it I'm sure..) But in a nutshell..things happen..life goes on..and it doesn't slow down for anything or anybody.. I guess time just does not seem to be on my side..never have enough of it. And in the interest of time...and to kill his own boredom..the ever awesome Levon decided to write something up for this little entry. So here it is..


**: do not change anything please
**: its perfect
**: hahahha
CenturyGirl2: lol why would i
CenturyGirl2: its ur writing
**: k coo
**: put it up
**: hehe
CenturyGirl2: i will

....so keep in mind that I did not change any of this writing..and non of it is written by me..but hey..feel free to comment! I personally found it amusing...

ok. im doin this for meghan cause im bored and i wanna write stupid shit. problems? didnt think so. Id like to start off about why i hate feet. wtf is up with those shits anyway? they stink all the time, 24/7, and are too ugly to look at. theyre like a hairy monkey version of your hand. anyone who loves feet and has sucked many toes deserves to be shot in the head....twice. thats all there is to it. ok next topic. gangs. if you're in a gang, you have no balls whatsoever. you cant take care of your own shit, so u gotta have a bunch of people to back you up huh ya little bitch...maybe you should take a step back and look at yerself. how hard are you, really? if you didnt have all those people behind you, would you really ever go against someone who you think might be able to kick your ass? i didnt think so. im proud to say i have gotten my ass beaten, jumped, and fucked up. at least i took it like a man. and i guarantee you, if you leave all your homies at home, and bring no weapons, youll get fucked up. just pray i have some mercy on you. thats all there is to that. next topic. ohh freedman. ms. freedman from granada hills high school, for those of you that do not know. she is an idiot racist fob and talking about her for too long would make my head hurt, so id much rather talk about how amanda's her bitch. whos the first person she always calls on to correct the homework? amanda. whos the one person she sends to do errands for her? amanda. who is the one person she uses to show others what they should be doing? amanda. hence. amanda is her biaaaaatch. thats all there is to it. amanda believes i am her bitch. i disagree. my argument is this; what have i really done for amanda without really wanting to? nothing. therefore, i am not amanda's bitch. my amanda's bitchiness is just in her imagination. next topic. The word touche. This word is my word. Do not use it, ever. If you use it at any given time, a giant hand will come out of your back pocket and backhand you straight across the face, no joke. Its happened to many others before. Do not become a victim of levon backhand slaps, courtesy of levon words and phrases, incorporated. don’t mess with us fuckers. We’ll kill you. Next topic. Family guy the tv show. For those who have never seen it, it is a show that is sorta like simpsons, but waaaay funnier. If you havent seen it, go see it. And if you don’t like it, then I don’t like you. Biatch. Next topic. Football. Football is the best sport ever invented. It requires so much strength/skill that by the time you’re done with one game, you’re too tired to do anything else. I love football. If you do not like football, then im very sure youd much rather play with your own balls, so by all means proceed. don’t let this live journal update stop you, go. NOW!…..is he gone yet? Okay, good….next topic. Oral sex. Oral sex when the girl does it is very degrading on her part. She puts herself lower than you, and becomes your servant, and while this is very sexy, it is also very degrading. Real women do not give oral. There I said it. A real woman refuses. And although it might feel good, I still don’t want it done to me by someone I RESPECT. Next topic. People who talk shit but don’t back it up. Just stop doin that. Thats all I got to say. Next topic. Friends. Its funny how some of your friends you could see every single damn day and not feel at all close to them, but feel the closest to someone you talk to like once a week. Friends are weird. Some are worth it, some are not. You just have to decide who is a real friend and who isn’t. its not really that hard to tell. Id go into it, but I don’t wanna go on for hours. Next topic. Ohh I got one thing to say about relationships. Just one thing. Never tell anyone you love them before they tell you. you’ll get fucked up the ass, then spat at. that’s all I got to say about that. Off topic, gianne is a faggot. He likes men’s penises and sucks them allllll day. Ok…next topic. S.A.T.’s are gay. They’re just……gay. Paris Hilton is a whore. Anyone who thinks she is hott has no taste in women whatsoever. She is ugly, slutty, and spoiled. The end. Jessica alba is the hottest person alive. Hotter than anyone on earth. Your mom is a close second though….ok Im done with this update. This has been a loooot of fun. Thank you meghan. Ohh shit the disclaimer.

*the views and opinions expressed in this entry are not necessarily the opinions of the owner of this lj, so don’t go complainin to her about shit I wrote, OK? Ok…

So there you have it! Haha..the boredom rant of Levon..amusing? I think yes. (and thank you Levon for this lovely entry)

"Friends. Its funny how some of your friends you could see every single damn day and not feel at all close to them, but feel the closest to someone you talk to like once a week. Friends are weird. Some are worth it, some are not. You just have to decide who is a real friend and who isn’t. its not really that hard to tell. Id go into it, but I don’t wanna go on for hours."...
this part of Levon's rant is really ironic..because it really gets to some of the topics that have been bothering me lately... I know that people change and so do friendships...but some of those that have changed I really miss...and I feel like sometimes I trust people a little bit too much...sometimes I just don't understand certain people at all..I don't know who is sincere and who isnt..and sometimes I just don't know why I bother.

Well..thats about it for this post..there are far too few chances I get to update..oh well. Thanks again Levon... and I hope all of you are having a good week so far! <3
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