Nabbed off Tim, With a Few Ammendments....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been.... busy!
In November I stole sweethippygurl's virginity (-30 points). In January I set barkingbird's pussy on fire (-66 points). In May I stuck gum up energybomb's jap-eye (-12 points). In March I helped liesofautumn break a few laws with a 10-yr-old (8 points). In February I ran over a small child and sent his willy home in a box (-8 points).
Overall, I've been a very naughty girl (-108 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Naked VervetMonkey