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Full name: Charlotte May Ion
Nickname(s): Lottie, Monkeh, Shlub/Shlubbeh.
Birthday: 28th July 1986
Where were you born: St. Bart's hossie, London.
Zodiac sign: Leo
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 9st
Hair color: At the moment, a very dark red.
Eye color: Brown, with one dark brown spot on my left iris.
Shoe size: 7
Ring size: Errr.. I think it might be 53, but I could be very wrong!
Skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): White.
Blood type: O negative - back off... it's mine!!
Grade: Uni.
GPA: Errr..
Siblings: 1 younger sister.
Tattoos: None.... yet....
Piercings: 9 - *sniff* I miss mah belly button piercing!
Hobbies: Annoying Faraz, reading,s sudoku!!
FAVOURITE
Color: Dark reds.
Food: Chinese, pizza, pasta, salad.
Candy: Chocolate.
Type of cheese: Boursin (garlic and fine herbs).
Pizza topping: Pepperoni.
Salad dressing: Italian.
Sandwich: My turkey special: turkey, salad, cucumber, Italian salad dressing!! ^_^
Cereal: At the moment.... Golden Nuggets.
Fruit: Kiwi.
Vegetable: Spuds, green beans, and cabbage.
Berry: A few: blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries.
Cake: Madeira, chocolate fudge.... any really.
Book: Memoirs of a Geisha, and The Murder of Roger Ackroyd.
Movie: Star Wars IV, V and VI.
Magazine: Anything like Heat.
Newspaper: Metro - Cov doesn't have the Standard.
TV show: Fraiser, Blackadder, reality shows, Simpsons.
Website: fartbrazil.com.... he he he.
Radio station: I don't listen to the radio, but it used to be Virgin and XFm.
Font: Errr.... a legible one.
Cartoon character: Stitch!
Artist (painter): H. R. Geiger, Dali, El Grecco. Don't really know enough to have a really good knowledge.
Actor: Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Gene Wilder.
Actress: Maggie Smith, Julie Walters.
CD: A compilation one I made.
Song: Err.. well, if I had to have a theme tune, it'd be Waking Up by Elastica.
Music group: Motley Crue.
Music type: Rock/Metal.
Day of the week: Fridays.
Month: July.
Season: Summer.
Holiday: Summer.
Shampoo: At the moment I think I'm using a VO5 one.
Conditioner: Ditto.
Number: 5 and 6.
Phrase: Innit.
Store: Any with loads of cheap, random, cool things!
Weather: Warm, sunny but not too bright, a few small clouds in a really blue sky, dry, with a light breeze.
Restaurant: Chinese and Italian.
Channel: 4, probably.
Teacher: My old Chemistry teachers were amazing, but at uni it's gotta be Clarkson, MacKenzie, and, of course, Drewello!
Weekend activity: Seeing Fizz, drinking (money permitting), going out and about.
Hangout: Anywhere.
House color: Off-white.
Sport to watch: Ice skating - I love it when then fall over!!!
Sport to play: I love trampolines.
Animal: The Faraz Creature.... and MONKEYS!!!
Flower: Lillies.
Guy's name: Faraz, and Vyvyan.
Girl's name: .... Haven't thought about it.
Board game: Drinking chess.
Party game: Any drinking game.
Story from childhood: When I was little, I went on holiday with my sis and parents, and on the beach were these peddle boats with slides on the back. Apparently my parents found me crouching on the end of one of the slides, and when they took me away, they found that I'd taken a little shit on it. ^_^
Body part: My feet.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been on a train: Yup, quite a few times.
Been on a plane: Yeah - love it!
Been in a car accident: Yeah - bit of a scary one involving a collision with a lorry and the central barrier of a motorway.... dang black ice.
Caused a car accident: Nope!
Run into a wall: Of course! What kid hasn't?!
Burned a potato chip: Nope - never made 'em.
Almost burned the house down: No, but I've nearly burned down a mate's home.
Smoked: Yup.
Been drunk: Ooooh yes!
Been high: Yup.
Broken the law: Countless times.
Burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Of course.
Kissed someone of the opposite sex: Err.... I think I might have.... can't quite remember....
Kissed someone of the same sex: Yup.
Frenched an animal: Aye - the Faraz Beast!
Made out: Yup.
Had cyber sex: Yeah.
Gotten engaged: No-one's ever asked me.... yet.
Had an online relationship: Nope.
Been rejected by a crush: I've never asked anyone, so no.
Loved: Of course! :)
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Not on purpose.
Cried in public: Once or twice - I don't like doing it at the best of times, especially not in public.
Cried over a movie: Yes - never take a 6-yr-old to see Black Beauty!
Fallen asleep in a movie theater: Nope.
Given someone a bath: He he he, yes!
Been to a boarding school: No - but I used to want to.
Been home-schooled: Gawd no.
Lost a valuable item: Yeah.
Bungee jumped: Not yet, but it is one of my aims in life.
Skied: Nope.
Met the president: I've got better things to do with my time.
Met a celebrity: Yup.
Gotten a cavity: Nope.
Shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Been there, but not bought anything.
Made a prank call: Ha ha, loads!
Skipped school: Only a couple of times in 6th form.
Faked sick to get out of school: Nah - my mum would never have fallen for it.
Purchased something that you knew didn't fit: Only once when I was little - I wanted a pair of shoes that weren't in my size, and I said they fit anyway.
Climbed a tree: Yeah!
Fallen from a tree: Nope.
Broken a bone: Not yet.
Sprained anything: My wrist.
Passed out: Never. Though I came really close to once, during a really bad period pain.
Made yourself pass out: Nope. Though not from lack of trying!
Been to disney world: Yeah.
Been to a theme park (not disney): Yuhuh.
Said I love you and meant it (not to a relative): Of course!
Made a model volcano (working model): No - am I the only one who never has?!
Made a clover leaf with your tounge: Yesss! And I can roll my tongue, and turn it over! ^_^
PAST
What did you do yesterday: Hung out with Faraz before waving him off at the station, watched everyone move out, and played Duke Nukem 3D.
Memory you miss the most: The summer before uni.
Memory you want to forget: My exes.
Something you regretted after it was done: Only a couple of things - I don't really regret stuff, 'cos you can only learn from your mistakes.
THE LAST
Song you heard: Rammstein - Los.
CD you bought: Shit, we're going back a bit! It'd be Eddie the Great - Maiden's Greatest Hits.
Thing you said: Cheers! - to Liam this morning (he he he, that sounds so dodgy!).
Time you cried: When my rash was getting unbearable.
Movie seen in a theater: Harry Potter!!!
Thing you ate: Golden Nuggets.
Person who called: Penny.
Nail polish shade worn: Purple on my toes - my finger nails are too short to paint.
Time you showered: Last night.
Person who complimented you: Faraz.
AT THIS MOMENT
What are you listening to: Dio - Hungry for Heaven.
What are you wearing: Faraz's Mayhem hoody and Faraz's South Park PJ bottoms.
What are you thinking: That I really should go into Cov and grab a couple of things I need.
What are you scared of most: Spiders and losing loved ones.
How many people are on your buddy list: 77.
FUTURE
Occupation: Monkey keeper!
Marriage site: Somewhere outdoors-y.
Honeymoon: India/China/somewhere I haven't been.
Place to live: I'm torn between Amsterdam and London.
Kids: Euch.
Car: Monster truck!!! :D
What are you doing tomorrow: Going to my Grandparents' and then home.
Do you think george bush will be reelected: Nope.
Will there be a WWIII: I hope not, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Will politics ever be truthful: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Don't make me laugh.
Will humanity snuff itself out: I heard a theory that "mother nature" will get rid of anything that is destroying the planet. I reckon nature will wipe us out, and it'll be our own damn fault for pushing it too far.
Can the gov. be changed: Only by a very large force of people. And as most people can't be arsed, no.
FRIENDS
Best friend: Faraz, Claina, Sherri, Chloe.
Funniest: Faraz.
Silliest: Gaz.
Loudest: Claina.
Quietest: Ally
Craziest: Chloe.
Calmest: Sherri.
Skinniest: Sophie.
Best secret keeper: Most of them.
Worst secret keeper: I don't trust those with a secret.
The one you have but don't want: A bitch on my course.
Smartest: Can't real;y choose one - there's a few that are really smart on different things.
Preppiest: ----
Peppiest: ----
Most hyper: Chloe.
Hottest: Faraz!!
Weirdest: Louise.
Biggest pervert: Faraz! :)
Most annyoing: None.
Shyest: Amy.
Most religious: Penny.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Heaven: No.
Hell: No.
Angels: No.
Devil: No.
God: No.
Buddha: No.
Aliens: Yup - in the entire universe, there must be a planet with the same, if not a similar, atmosphere to ours.
Ghosts: No.
Spirit (soul): No. It's a great idea, and I'd love for them to exist, but no.
Soulmates: No.
Reincarnation: No.
Love at first sight: No.
Karma: No.
Love in general: Hell yes!
Luck: Yeah.
Yourself: Of course - no-one else is going to!
CRUSH
Who and when was your first crush: A guy called Adam. It was yr 5.
Any now: Well.... one.... ;-)
A celebrity crush: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Fairuza Balk, Nikki Sixx, Duff McKagen, the list goes on.
Who do you want to be with right now: Mah Faraz! I miss him.... :(
Whos number do you want: Nikki Sixx's
Who do you want to kiss: Faraz!!!
What is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: How can you not notice when girls are being bitchy?! It's so fuckin' obvious!
If you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: El Farazio.... ;-)
On scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: Ha ha ha, not at all, I don't think!
First thing noticed about the opposite sex: Eyes, hair, smile, height.
What do you look for personality-wise: Caring, understanding, great sense of humour, makes me laugh, has ambitions, enjoys life, can be really immature, can be mature when needs to be, strong personality.
Biggest turn on: Something Faraz-shaped!
Biggest turn off: Something ex-shaped.
Something thay weat that turns you on: Birthday suit.... :D
Something they wear that turns you off: Sorry, but those joggers!! Lol.
The most romantic thing you want to happen to you: To be surprised with a visit.
The most romantic thing that has happened to you: A surprise visit!
What do you wear on a coffee date: Jeans and a t-shirt.
Is it right to flirt if you're taken: Only if you're both aware it's harmless. And only if I can then walk up, pull him, and walk off with him. Much to the other girl's annoyance.
Is cyber cheating: Yes.
Are eyes the passegeway to the soul: You can tell a lot about someone from their eyes, 'cos they always have an expression, so I guess in that way they are. But I don't believe in souls.
Who would you like to take to the prom: A Faraz.
Do you want to hug somebody right now: Yes.... :(
Do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Yup, and it ain't needed!!
DESCRIBE
Mellow: Chilled.
Melancholy: Feeling sorry for yourself.
The perfect date: A tub of Ben and Jerry's, booze and a film.
The perfect mate: Hmmm.... tall, dark curly hair, a certain hoody, called Faraz....
How m&m's are made: I don't know - they just taste good.
Why manhole covers are round: So it's easier to look around in any direction?
ONE OR THE OTHER
Coke/pepsi: Coke - such a shame they're cunts.
Sprite/7-up: Sprite.
Boxers/briefs: Boxers.
Gold/silver: Neither - all metals are baaaaaad!
Vanilla/chocolate: Chocolate.
Flowers/candy: Chocolate.
Book/magazine: Book.
TV/radio: TV.
Glass half empty/half full: Half full.
Democrat/republican: Democrat (if I've got it right - I'm no good at politics!)
Colored pencils/markers: Pencils! They blend much better!
Coffee/tea: TEEEEEAA!!!!
Sun/moon: Moon.
Day/night: Night.
Hot/cold: Hot.
Dog/cat: As much as I like dogs, I prefer cats.
Button/zipper: Button.
Cotton/feather pillow: Cotton.
Blue/purple: Blue.
Plumber/trashman: Plumber.
Jeans/shorts: Jeans.
Long distance relationship/none: Long distance!!!
Mechanical/regular pencil: Regular.
Matt/ben: Matt.
That 70's show/Simpsons: Oooh, that's cruel! ....I can't decide.
Kelso/Eric: Kelso! He's just so dumb!
Donna/Jackie: Donna.
Bart/Lisa: Bart.
Romeo/Juliet: Neither - they're both wetter than a fish's swim suit.
Romantic comedy/thriller: Thriller!
Nsync/bsb: Neither - both are shit.
Peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter.
Waffles/pancakes: Ooooh.... pancakes.
Letter/email: Letter.
Florida/California: Florida.
Pizza/burgers: Pizza.
Hat/visor: Hat.
Football/rugby: Football.
Iceskating/blading: Ice skating.
Movie at home/in theater: Both - you can shag in both too.
FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR
Yellow: VW Beatle.
Red lipstick: Stripper.
Socks: Xmas.
Cowtipping: Farm.
Moulin rouge: Windmill.
Greenland: Trees.
Iceland: Ice.
Harry Potter: Magic.
Red: Comfort.
Blackberry: Pudding.
Rose: Pink.
Rooster: Red.
Taxes: Extortionate.
Bill Clinton: Affair.
Whipped cream: Bikini.
George W. Bush: Twat.
Lollipops: Boat.
Dreams: Surreal.
Love: Partner.
Guys: Football.
South Park: Kenny, Cartman, Stan and Kyle.
Boy bands: Cheesy.
Pengiuns: Waddle.
Girls: Girly.
Thong: Sexy.
Death: No thanks.
Spoons: Salad Fingers.
Junk mail: Annoying.
Dairy: Essential.
Panties: Hot.
Your father: Scalextrix.
Pizza: Hut.
Britney Spears: Dumb.
Vitamin: B
ARE YOU
Happy: Yup.
Sad: A bit - missing Faraz!
Religious: Nope.
Bitchy: Heh *innocent face*.
Crazy: When the moos strikes.
Messy: Gawd yes!
Mad: Sometimes.... yes.
Slacker: I'm trying not to be.
Nerd: Nope.
Bookworm: Yuhuh.
Jock: Nope.
Preppy: Nope.
Selfish: Rarely - I feel too bad to be.
Giving: I try to be.
Obsessive: I try to hide it, lol.
Violent: Not nearly enough.
Calm: Yup.
Peaceful: Mostly.
Mellow: Ditto.
Eccentric: Not especially.
Caring: As much as I possible can be.
Untrustworthy: Nope.
Loyal: Yuhuh.
Patriotic: Nope!
Perverted: He he, yup! And I have a great teacher!!
Colourful: As in clothes, no. Language-wise, yes.
Artistic: When the mood strikes.
MISC
What color is your jacket: I have a black coat, and a blue and black zip-up hoody.
Do you shave: Yup!
Where: Legs, pits and bits.
What color is your razor: I'm using a yellow disposable one at the mo, but I love my intuition one!
What size is your bed: Single.... :(
What color crayon would you be: Red.
What are the last four digits of you phone number: 5079
Feelings on abortion: Pro-Choice.
How long does it take you to shower: Depends - full shave and hair wash included could be 10/15 mins.
What does your screenname mean: "Monkey" in Russian.
Thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: Dumb.
Who do you trust the most: Mah Faraz!
Is cussing a necessity in life: Fuck yes!
How about coffee: Noooooo! It's all about the TTTEEEEEAAAA!
Is the world screwed: Ha ha, of course it is!
What something you cant live without: Mah Faraz, tea, and chocolate.
What time did you fall asleep: About 3am.
Know what 69 means: He he, yup!
How about 143?: I must confess, I don't.
Can you live without a microwave: Nope - how else would I do my Uncle Ben's microwaveable mushroom rice?!
What do think about death: Honestly, it scares me - I don't wanna stop living. Life's too much fun.
Where and when do you want to be married: After uni, some where outdoors.
Do you want to drop out of school: Nope.
Why is the sky blue: 'Cos the light waves from the Sun collide with water molecules in the air and the spectrum gets scattered, blue more so than the others.
What is a good trait about yourself: I try to get on with everyone.
What do you always think about: The future.
What is wrong with your school: They just let some shit policies go through.
What is right with your school: My course and lecturers.
How do you react to change: Not very well - it takes time for me to adjust.
Do you talk to yourself: In my head mainly.
What is your opinion on love: It's fantabulous! :D
Can you afford to lose weight: Nope - I don't think I need to.
What color would you dye your hair: I dye it blackish red.
Best thing anyones told you: I won't embarrass him.... ;-)
What is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: I get all embarrassed and I feel really awkward and don't know what to say.
Does being psycho appeal to you: Err.... it depends on how psycho.
If you wrote a book, what would it be about: A monkey.
What would you change your name to: I wouldn't.
Longest crush lasted how long: Nearly 2 yrs now.
Time finished: 15:01 - this took far too long!!