I think this is going to be bad
I haven't had my period in forever, I think I may be pregnant... no wait, I'm remembering something... slowly, yes there it is... I'm a man, I can't carry a child. Oh man what a fucking relief I was worried, but I sympathise with those of you that can carry children, because that well it is rough. And I don't really beleive it is possible for a man to empathise with a woman about that, or even have a strong idea. Nope, just not seeing it.
Seriously, with all these people I know getting married and having kids well, it makes a blok (I think that is how it is spelled, for god's sake tell me if I'm wrong) wounder. Will I, should I, and do I want to get married. You know I couldn't tell you because I just haven't meet that person, or really any person that strikes me in that way. But if I do I will totally get married, only it has to be a secret, at midnight, and I can't know about it ahead of time; God do I love really good suprieses. Seriously I can not think of a better suprise than wanting to marry someone and them draging you out of bed in the middle of the night to some secret location for what you expect is some silly reason... and then bam! Your fucking married, HELL YEAH! Of course the whole thing would suck if you didn't want to marry that person, Oh GOd what a fucking head ache that would be. Such is life. As for having kids well we'll just see about that... if it happens it happens I suppose.
Cela vie
Seriously, with all these people I know getting married and having kids well, it makes a blok (I think that is how it is spelled, for god's sake tell me if I'm wrong) wounder. Will I, should I, and do I want to get married. You know I couldn't tell you because I just haven't meet that person, or really any person that strikes me in that way. But if I do I will totally get married, only it has to be a secret, at midnight, and I can't know about it ahead of time; God do I love really good suprieses. Seriously I can not think of a better suprise than wanting to marry someone and them draging you out of bed in the middle of the night to some secret location for what you expect is some silly reason... and then bam! Your fucking married, HELL YEAH! Of course the whole thing would suck if you didn't want to marry that person, Oh GOd what a fucking head ache that would be. Such is life. As for having kids well we'll just see about that... if it happens it happens I suppose.
Cela vie