It's all
mamazano's fault. She's the one who showed me Wordplayer threads (Ted and Terry's website and message forum for their movies).
I have concluded - not for the first time, really - that my gender, on the whole, is nuttier than a box of Cracker Jacks. Seriously, you put a bunch of women in a room together, they WILL find something to squabble and bitch about, whether it's relationships, being wrong/right about something, feminism, yadda yadda yadda.
And as for the sparrabethers? Holy crap. There's more bats in those belfries than in an entire cave full of guano. It's NOT just LJ (in fact, some of the old messages reflect minds more disturbed than I've run into on LiveJournal, if you can believe it).
/hugs Will Turner harder so as not to lose too much sanity
(To be fair, there's mental disturbance everywhere - a group of 500 fans petitioned T&T to "free Will" on the DVD version of AWE. I am not making this up. It's just that I saw more of this brainfruitery out of the anti-Will crowd than fans.)