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Ok, I'm not gonna lie, I am totally PMS-ing, so that means that if you have a penis I fucking hate you. If you are prettier than I am I fucking hate you. If you are ugly I hate fucking you. If you are a child or ANYTHING smaller than me I fucking hate you.
(However I would absolutely LOVE to get laid right now!!)
But heres the thing, I love "teasing" people, I love getting "teased" as well. (Allow me to explain why the word "tease" is in quotation marks: because when i "tease" someone it is because I find it cute, endearing or merely funny what they have done.) No matter what it was that you did that made me poke fun it is because I genuinly found it funny. I'm not going to laugh about something to hurt your feelings and it's not maliscious at all!! If you are that sensitive I would suggest you not tease others. Ever. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I don't care who you are, we all make mistakes, no one is perfect, it ok and actually very healthy to laugh at yourself. If you can't do that you'll likely take life too seriously and just end up being completely miserable.
Why would you want that?
Dammit, I need to get laid.
(However I would absolutely LOVE to get laid right now!!)
But heres the thing, I love "teasing" people, I love getting "teased" as well. (Allow me to explain why the word "tease" is in quotation marks: because when i "tease" someone it is because I find it cute, endearing or merely funny what they have done.) No matter what it was that you did that made me poke fun it is because I genuinly found it funny. I'm not going to laugh about something to hurt your feelings and it's not maliscious at all!! If you are that sensitive I would suggest you not tease others. Ever. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I don't care who you are, we all make mistakes, no one is perfect, it ok and actually very healthy to laugh at yourself. If you can't do that you'll likely take life too seriously and just end up being completely miserable.
Why would you want that?
Dammit, I need to get laid.