VERNON IS A MONSTER
REGINALD AND I WENT TO A GRASS PARK TO EAT FOOD OUTSIDE OF THE APARTMENT FOR A PICINIC. WE TRIED TO MAKE SOMEMORES BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE OR GRAMPACRACKERS SO WE JUST ATE MARSHMELLOS. REGINALD WANTED A FIRE FOR BURNING BUT WE ARENT ALLOWED TO MAKE A BURNING FIRE BECAUSE OF JERKPEOPLE AND THE LAW. THE ONLY THING MONSTERS KNOW HOW TO COOK IS CHIPS AND THINGS THEY FIND ON THE GROUND AND ON THE FLOOR AND IN A SLEEPING REGINALDS HAND.
WE FOUND A DEAD THING AND POKED IT WITH A STICK BUT IT WAS ONLY LEAVES BUT WE PRETENDED IT WAS BEING A DEAD ROBOT WITH GUTS HANGING OUT OF IT AND SMELLING REALLY BAD. EW GROSS WE SAID BECAUSE DEAD THINGS ARE GROSS AND VERNON IS A REALLY GOOD AT BEING PRETEND.
WE FOUND A DEAD THING AND POKED IT WITH A STICK BUT IT WAS ONLY LEAVES BUT WE PRETENDED IT WAS BEING A DEAD ROBOT WITH GUTS HANGING OUT OF IT AND SMELLING REALLY BAD. EW GROSS WE SAID BECAUSE DEAD THINGS ARE GROSS AND VERNON IS A REALLY GOOD AT BEING PRETEND.