VERNON IS A MONSTER
I AM THINKING HOW GOOD IT IS BEING A MONSTER THAT DON’T BE WEARING CLOTHES. I STILL HAVE A COWBOY HAT AND A PAPER BAG THAT SMELLS LIKE SOME BRURRIDOS AND A HAIR PILE FROM A CAT WIG REGINALD IS BUILDING OUT OF HAIR THAT FELL OFF OF THE CAT. THOSE ARE NOT CLOTHES! NO THERE NOT!!!
IF VERNON WAS A CLOTHES MONSTER WHAT WOULD HIS MONSTER CLOTHES LOOK LIKE? I HAVE FOUND THAT THE INTERNET HAS CLOTHES BUT THEY MIGHT BE TOO PUNY SMALL FOR A HUGERRIFIC SCARING MONSTER LIKE I AM BEING
I LIKE WHAT THIS GUY IS WEARING. I BET HE GOES ON A DATE.
ONE OF THESE WOULD BE GOOD FOR WALKING AROUND ON A MOON OR BREATHING WHERE YOU CAN’T BE BREATHING LIKE ON A BUS OR AT MCDONALDS AND IT COMES WITH ALL THIS COOL STUFF THAT MATCHES.
I WOULD DEFIMETLY WANT A BEAR PROOF SUIT FOR DOING BEAR PROOFING A FOREST AND FALLING DOWN AND KICKING BEARS IN PRIVATE PARTS TO TEACH THEM LESSONS ABOUT THE REAL WORLD AND BEAR SUITS AND WHERE MONSTERS LIKE VERNON ARE COMING FROM.
DO VERNON FRIENDS HAVE CLOTHES THAT THEY WEAR? WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES COULD VERNON WEAR?
IF VERNON WAS A CLOTHES MONSTER WHAT WOULD HIS MONSTER CLOTHES LOOK LIKE? I HAVE FOUND THAT THE INTERNET HAS CLOTHES BUT THEY MIGHT BE TOO PUNY SMALL FOR A HUGERRIFIC SCARING MONSTER LIKE I AM BEING
I LIKE WHAT THIS GUY IS WEARING. I BET HE GOES ON A DATE.
ONE OF THESE WOULD BE GOOD FOR WALKING AROUND ON A MOON OR BREATHING WHERE YOU CAN’T BE BREATHING LIKE ON A BUS OR AT MCDONALDS AND IT COMES WITH ALL THIS COOL STUFF THAT MATCHES.
I WOULD DEFIMETLY WANT A BEAR PROOF SUIT FOR DOING BEAR PROOFING A FOREST AND FALLING DOWN AND KICKING BEARS IN PRIVATE PARTS TO TEACH THEM LESSONS ABOUT THE REAL WORLD AND BEAR SUITS AND WHERE MONSTERS LIKE VERNON ARE COMING FROM.
DO VERNON FRIENDS HAVE CLOTHES THAT THEY WEAR? WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES COULD VERNON WEAR?