No known ficverse. M/K. Gratuitous silliness.
"OWWWW!"
"Oh quit being such a big baby. It's just a little bit of peroxide. You're worse than Zander, really."
"It's just a scratch, and didn't need a gallon of peroxide! I swear it hurt less before you poured all that crap on there!"
"Hmph. It needed to be sanitized. What were you thinking,
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