Welp, my Sekrit ProjectTM is done, or as done as it's likely to get, but I have nowhere to upload it, because photobucket makes you pay for uploading pics bigger than 1 MB and Flickr asks you all sorts of impertinent questions on their sign-up page.
Well, an old computer with lots of new parts. It is fast. FaaaaastOMG! So now, with any luck, I can continue with my Sekrit ProjektTM without CytoScape crashing my computer every ten seconds.